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Oracle engineers accidentally deleted crucial data, leaving Community Health Systems hospitals scrambling for five days. Time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image

Oracle Screws the Pooch: Hospitals Go Medieval Thanks to Software SNAFU!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:10
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General Motors faces tariff headwinds and investor jitters, but analysts predict a strong first quarter. Will their 2025 guidance hold up under pressure? image

GM's Gamble: Tariffs, Trump, and Torque! Can They Handle the Heat?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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Bill Owens bails on 60 Minutes over corporate meddling, and Duke Nukem has some choice words for the suits and the swamp! image

Hail to the King, Baby! 60 Minutes Loses a Top Gun!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:21
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Senators Warren and Schiff cry foul over Trump's $TRUMP coin dinner, suspecting 'pay to play' corruption. But Duke Nukem knows, sometimes you gotta break a few rules to save the world... or at least your wallet! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Meme Coin Dinner Stinks Worse Than an Alien's Bowels!

Fri 25 April, 2025 22:34
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Duke Nukem reports on Trump's denial of market influence on tariff delays, because nobody tells the Duke what to do! image

Trump to Bond Market: Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
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Reports suggest a potential trade war could lead to product shortages, with apparel and footwear being the first to go. Looks like someone's gonna have to kick some economic ass! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trade War Could Leave Store Shelves Barer Than My One-Liners!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:25
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American Airlines pulls 2025 financial forecast amidst economic uncertainty and a slump in leisure travel. Looks like somebody's gonna have to pay... and it ain't gonna be me! image

American Airlines in Free Fall! Is This the End of In-Flight Peanuts?

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
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General Motors pivots back to producing transmission parts for gasoline vehicles at its Toledo plant, citing market demand while Trump-era tariffs loom large. image

GM Ditches EV Dreams for Good Old Gas Guzzlers! Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:57
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Trade war with China forces Boeing to reroute undelivered aircraft, but Duke Nukem has some explosive ideas on how to solve the problem. image

Boeing's China Problem My Solution Involves a Rocket Launcher!

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:20
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Duke Nukem reports on how Chinese export restrictions on rare earth magnets are impacting Tesla's Optimus robot production, and what it means for the future of world domination... I mean, uh, robotics. image

Elon's Bots BUSTED! China's Magnet Mayhem Threatens Tesla's Robot Revolution!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:04
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