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Federal Court smacks down Trump's tariff power grab, but don't count him out yet – this ain't over 'til the King says it is! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Tariff Tantrum Gets Owned by Federal Court!

Thu 29 May, 2025 01:56
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Duke Nukem reports on the wild ride of today's stock market, from Abercrombie's surprise gains to GameStop's bizarre Bitcoin gamble. Looks like somebody's been playing with more than just toys. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Abercrombie's Got the Goods, GameStop's Gone Crypto Nuts!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:09
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Trump threatens to pull federal funding from California over transgender athletes in women's sports. Time to kick some gum and chew ass! image

Trump to California: Hail to the King, Baby, or No Federal Funding!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:32
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Trump Slams Apple, Nvidia Gears Up: Duke Nukem's Take on This Week's Market Mayhem

Mon 26 May, 2025 15:22
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Presidential frontrunner Lee Jae-myung wants to renegotiate the US trade deal, saying 'It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta gum!' image

Hail to the Chief? South Korea's Lee Says 'Come Get Some' on US Trade Deal!

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:19
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Trump signs executive orders to boost nuclear power, and the stock market's saying, 'Come get some!' image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Nukes Red Tape, Nuclear Stocks Explode!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:44
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Duke Nukem reports on how falling oil prices are making Big Oil sweat over those juicy shareholder payouts. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and they're all out of bubblegum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Big Oil's Big Problem with Buybacks!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
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Diane Hoskins, Gensler's global co-chair, proves that sometimes the best path to the top is a detour through the perfume aisle. Hail to the king, baby! image

Damn, I'm Good: Architect Ditches Dream Job, Finds Real Success!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:23
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Nvidia CEO calls U.S. chip export controls to China a

U.S. Chip Export Controls to China: A Self-Inflicted Wound? Looks Like Someone Didn't Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu 22 May, 2025 08:23
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The Trump administration grabs a gifted Boeing 747 from Qatar, stirring up controversy faster than I can reload my shotgun. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Scores a FREE Air Force One (Almost)!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:55
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