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U.S. action in Iran? No sweat, says the market. Looks like I'm not the only one who knows how to handle a little heat. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Market Shrugs Off Iran Smackdown!

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:29
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Bitcoin's having a bad hair day, thanks to Middle East mayhem and inflation jitters. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Bitcoin Takes a Dive!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:15
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Bitcoin takes a dive thanks to Middle East mayhem and inflation fears. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Bitcoin Gets Nuked!

Sun 22 June, 2025 22:15
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The U.S. sends B-2 bombers to Guam amidst Middle East tensions, possibly packing some serious heat for Iran. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Hail to the King, Baby! B-2 Bombers Headed to Guam!

Sat 21 June, 2025 18:17
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Duke Nukem reports on Tesla's driverless taxi debut, complete with regulatory hurdles, safety concerns, and a dash of Elon Musk's usual antics. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Tesla's Robotaxis Roll Out in Texas!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:21
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Duke Nukem reports on Tesla's bumpy road to autonomous domination, filled with regulatory roadblocks, safety concerns, and enough political drama to make you wanna rip your shirt off. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Tesla's Robotaxis Roll Out in Austin – Will They Crash and Burn?

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:21
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The Department of Homeland Security is tightening the reins on congressional visits to ICE facilities, and frankly, Duke doesn't think they want to see what he can do. image

Hail to the King, Baby! DHS Locks Down ICE Visits...Guess They Don't Want a Piece of Me!

Thu 19 June, 2025 19:19
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Duke Nukem reports on the Republicans' proposed changes to federal student loans, which could leave borrowers in debt longer and with fewer relief options. Looks like they're gonna need a bigger bailout! image

Hail to the Debt, Baby! GOP's Student Loan Plan Looks Like a Real Kick in the Groin

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:19
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Duke Nukem reports on the GOP's proposed changes to federal student loans: fewer options, longer repayment, and less relief. Time to kick some debt! image

Hail to the Debt King, Baby! GOP's Loan Plan: More Debt, Less Freedom!

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:19
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Duke Nukem reports on the escalating tensions between Iran and Israel and the potential impact on your wallet at the gas pump. Get ready for a wild ride! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Iran-Israel Conflict Threatens Oil Prices - Time to Fill 'er Up!

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:08
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