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The Supreme Court tells the Trump Administration to cool it with the hasty deportations of Venezuelan nationals, giving them a fighting chance. Looks like someone forgot to say their prayers! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump's Deportation Scheme

Fri 16 May, 2025 22:16
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Charter Communications and Cox Communications are merging into a broadband behemoth, and Duke Nukem is here to give you the lowdown. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Charter and Cox Cable Get Hitched in Mega-Deal!

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:54
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A gang of crypto thieves got caught spending $265 million on fast cars, nightclubs, and exotic rentals. Time to clean up this mess! image

Crypto Crooks BUSTED! These Guys Were Living MY Dream!

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:07
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Dick's Sporting Goods is buying Foot Locker for $2.4 billion in a move that's gonna shake up the sneaker world. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Dick's Sporting Goods Swallows Foot Locker Whole!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:23
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Microsoft dodges a major EU antitrust bullet by sweetening the deal on its Teams and Office bundle. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Microsoft's EU Escape: They Owe Me a Beer!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:04
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A federal court is challenging Trump's tariffs, questioning if he's gone too far in flexing his economic muscles. Time to Hail to the King, Baby, and see if Trump's reign gets a legal check! image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Is He Kicking Ass or Just Out of Bounds?

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:20
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Duke Nukem reports from the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, where Trump charmed, deals were sealed, and even the elite had to rough it. image

Trump's Riyadh Rally: Deals, Bromances, and Billionaires on the Floor – Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
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Duke Nukem gives his take on the stock market, where Apple and Meta are still the kings, but Stanley Black & Decker is just a cheap imitation. image

Apple and Meta: Hail to the Kings, Baby! (But Watch Out for That Stanley Tool)

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:11
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Duke Nukem reports on the new FTC rule cracking down on hidden hotel fees, because nobody messes with my vacation time... or my money! image

Hail to the King, Baby! No More Junk Fees!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:17
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Economists think Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell may be too slow on the draw when it comes to interest rates. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Is the Fed About to Get Nuked?

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
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