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Duke Nukem reports on how falling oil prices are making Big Oil sweat over those juicy shareholder payouts. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and they're all out of bubblegum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Big Oil's Big Problem with Buybacks!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
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Diane Hoskins, Gensler's global co-chair, proves that sometimes the best path to the top is a detour through the perfume aisle. Hail to the king, baby! image

Damn, I'm Good: Architect Ditches Dream Job, Finds Real Success!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:23
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Nvidia CEO calls U.S. chip export controls to China a

U.S. Chip Export Controls to China: A Self-Inflicted Wound? Looks Like Someone Didn't Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu 22 May, 2025 08:23
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The Trump administration grabs a gifted Boeing 747 from Qatar, stirring up controversy faster than I can reload my shotgun. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Scores a FREE Air Force One (Almost)!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:55
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Lowe's sticks to its guns with year-end predictions despite a slight sales slip-up. Duke's here to kick ass and analyze numbers, and I'm all outta... bubblegum? Nah, got plenty. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Home Improvement Hype!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Lowe's sticks to its guns with full-year forecast despite a slight sales dip, but Duke's here to tell you what REALLY matters. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Their Latest Numbers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
2 minutes to read

Duke Nukem reports on the latest stock market frenzy, where some companies are kicking ass and taking names, while others are just blowing chunks. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Market Movers That'll Make You Say 'Come Get Some!'

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:35
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World's largest battery maker, CATL, makes a splash in Hong Kong with a killer IPO, proving even global investors want a piece of the action. Time to reload! image

Hail to the King, Baby! CATL Stock Soars Higher Than My Jetpack!

Tue 20 May, 2025 06:49
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Duke Nukem reports on the escalating trade tensions between China and the US, with Huawei caught in the crossfire. image

Hail to the King, Baby! China and US Trade War Gets Ugly!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:36
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Duke Nukem reports on the best European countries for Americans looking to ditch the grind and live large across the pond. Time to kick some ass... and maybe sip some wine. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Europe's Calling All You American Expats!

Sun 18 May, 2025 12:30
4 minutes to read