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Duke Nukem breaks down the news that earning more moolah helps you save more for retirement, with a healthy dose of 'shake it, baby!' wisdom. image

Hail to the King, Baby! More Dough Means More Retirement (Duh!)

Sun 29 June, 2025 13:00
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Nvidia's stock is soaring higher than my ego after a successful alien invasion, making them the top dog in the tech world again! image

Nvidia's Stock Blows Past $3 Trillion! Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:00
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Hotels crack down on outrageous guest behavior, from barefoot wanderers to poolside PDAs. Duke Nukem's got the scoop and isn't afraid to kick some ass... or at least suggest a change of attire. image

Barefoot Bandits and Robe Rebels Hotel Hysteria Unveiled!

Fri 27 June, 2025 08:42
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Trump considers shaking up the Federal Reserve, potentially undermining Jerome Powell's authority with a 'shadow chair' amid ongoing disagreements over interest rate policy. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Trump to Powell: Hail to the King, Baby... or Not! The Fed Gets Nuked!

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:25
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H&M sees a sales bump, but those pesky tariffs and cautious customers are cramping their style. Time to kick some economic ass! image

H&M's Sales Get a 'Hail to the King, Baby!' Boost, But Tariffs Want to Steal Our Groovy Threads!

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:06
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Intel (INTC) stock shows signs of life with a potential breakout, hinting at a possible rally after years of lagging behind the semiconductor sector. Time to reload! image

Intel's About to Get Some... Gains! (Yeah, I Said It)

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:53
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The UK government's pension reforms are causing a stir, with debates over investment strategies and who gets to call the shots. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and maybe understand this financial mumbo jumbo. image

UK Pensions: Hail to the King, Baby! (And the Queen... Maybe?)

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:30
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Analyst predicts Electronic Arts stock surge thanks to Battlefield and other upcoming game releases – Looks like it's time to reload! image

EA's Gonna Get Some: Stock Upgrade Makes Me Wanna Say Hail to the King, Baby!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:02
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Oil prices plummet as investors breathe a sigh of relief after Iran's missile strike on a U.S. airbase in Qatar results in zero casualties. Looks like someone forgot their Hail Mary! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Oil Prices Take a Dive After Iran's 'Love Tap' on Qatar

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:26
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Wall Street yawns as U.S. 'neutralizes' Iran, eyeing record highs. Looks like I'm not the only one who can kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Markets Shrug Off Iran Takedown Like a Badass!

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:29
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