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Donkey reports on the tough times facing venture capital due to market turbulence and tariffs, but hey, maybe Europe's startups will finally get a chance to shine! image

Venture Capitalists are in Trouble! Is This the End of Startups as We Know Them?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:58
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A tragic helicopter crash in the Hudson River claims six lives, leaving New York in mourning and raising serious questions about the safety of sightseeing tours. image

Helicopter Disaster in the Hudson! Is This the End of New York's High-Flying Dreams?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 22:22
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India navigates U.S. tariff threats with a strong consumer base and diversified exports, while other nations scramble for trade deals. image

India's Trade Tango With Uncle Sam! Will It End Happily Ever After?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:50
4 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the wild ride of pharmaceutical stocks as Trump's tariff announcements send ripples (or should I say, ogre-sized waves) through the market. Will it affect my swamp berries? Find out! image

Tariffs! Oh My Gosh! Are My Swamp Berries Gonna Cost More Now?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:12
3 minutes to read

The EU unveils its 'AI Continent Action Plan' to boost its artificial intelligence industry and compete with the U.S. and China, addressing concerns about over-regulation. image

Europe Jumps on the AI Bandwagon! Are They Finally Gonna Catch Up to America and China?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 10:49
3 minutes to read

The FDA's training division faces major cuts, leaving employees and healthcare professionals scrambling. Looks like somebody needs a hug...and maybe a new job! image

FDA Training Division Gets Donkey Kicked Outta the Swamp! Is Public Health in Peril?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
2 minutes to read

Donkey reports on General Motors unveiling a wild, electric Corvette concept car in England, signaling a potential return to Europe amidst trade tensions and EV adoption challenges. image

Holy Guacamole! GM's Cookin' Up a NEW Electric Corvette...But is Europe Ready?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
3 minutes to read

Donkey here, reporting on the crazy world of Bitcoin as it takes a nosedive, thanks to some dude named Trump and his tariff tantrums! Will our crypto dreams turn into swamp gas? image

Bitcoin Plunges! Is This the End of the Crypto Fairy Tale?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Donkey here, reporting live from my swamp (yes, I have a swamp now!), on the wild ride that Bitcoin is taking, thanks to some grumpy ogre named Trump and his tariff tantrums! image

Bitcoin Plummets Is This the End of Our Crypto Fairytale?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Donkey here, reporting on a real head-scratcher: A man wrongly deported and the government acting like they’ve got onion breath. Get the full scoop! image

Can You Believe It?! Government Plays Hot Potato With a Poor Guy's Life!

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
3 minutes to read