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Former President Trump rants about AT&T's tech troubles, but Donkey's got some thoughts (and maybe some waffles) about it all! image

Trump's Tech Tantrum: AT&T Gets Donkey's Two Cents!

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:45
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China's Baidu is open-sourcing its Ernie AI model, sending shockwaves through the AI industry and sparking a price war that could benefit developers and consumers worldwide. Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship or a dragon-sized headache? image

Baidu's AI Bombshell: Is This the Part Where We Run Away Screaming...or Save Some Money?

Sun 29 June, 2025 16:35
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the Federal Reserve's 'stress tests' for banks, which seem less stressful than finding a parking spot at Duloc. image

Stress Test? More Like a Spa Day for Big Banks! Donkey's Take!

Fri 27 June, 2025 22:22
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Donkey reports on Trump's plan to supercharge US energy for the AI revolution, tackling power grid bottlenecks and data center dilemmas! image

AI-ight, America! Trump's Gonna Juice Up the Grid Like He Juices His... Well, You Know!

Fri 27 June, 2025 11:45
3 minutes to read

Looks like someone's going back to the swamp! Tesla's VP of Manufacturing and Operations, Omead Afshar, got the ol' heave-ho. Time to sing 'Hit the Road, Jack'! image

Elon's Got a Brand New Vice President…of Being Fired! Tesla Exec Gets the Boot!

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:11
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The British pound is feeling itself, hitting levels not seen since before I knew Shrek! But is it genuine strength, or just the dollar doing a face-plant? Let's get to the bottom of this swampy situation! image

Pound Power! Is It Really the Donkey Winning the Race, or Just the Other Horses Tripping Over Themselves?

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:46
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GPS jamming in the Strait of Hormuz is causing chaos for shipowners, forcing vessels to reduce transits and sending freight rates soaring higher than Dragon's flame! image

Strait of Hormuz Hullabaloo! GPS Jamming Makes Ships Go 'Doh-Key'!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:57
3 minutes to read

Donkey's take on today's stock market shenanigans: Cruise lines are making waves, airlines are soaring high, while some companies are feeling a bit... ogre-whelmed. Plus, my two cents on oil, defense, and why AI is the bee's knees! image

I'm All About That Bottom Line! Cruise Lines Party, Airlines Take Flight, and Some Stocks Just Don't Want to Get Up!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:27
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Donkey's got the lowdown on the Supreme Court's latest whoopla, letting the Trump folks speed up some deportations. Hold on to your waffles, folks, it's a bumpy ride! image

Farquaad-ed Up Again! Supreme Court Says 'So Long, Farewell' to Some Folks Faster Than You Can Say 'Parfait'!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:53
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Donkey here, reporting on why Bitcoin's been acting like it swallowed a bad onion, falling to its lowest since May due to Middle East drama and scary inflation talk. image

Bitcoin Takes a Tumble! Is It Ogre?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
3 minutes to read