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Wall Street wizards are pointing to Uber, CyberArk, and Palo Alto Networks as potential gold mines amidst market madness! Time to get your investing groove on, baby! image

U.S. Budget Deficit Got You Down? These Stocks Are Hotter Than Dragon Breath!

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:38
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Trump's trade threats against Apple and the EU spark concerns among experts, who fear potential economic fallout. It's like when Shrek gets mad, but with way more paperwork! image

Donald's Tariff Tantrums: Is the Economy About to Get Donkey-Punched?

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:22
2 minutes to read

Donkey here, reporting live from Far Far Away (well, metaphorically)! Trump's throwing tariff threats like Shrek throws ogre-sized tantrums, and trade experts are saying,

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Is He Shrek-ing Up the Economy?

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:22
2 minutes to read

From tariff troubles for Apple to nuclear energy's surprising boost and Ugg boot woes, Donkey breaks down today's chaotic stock market news with a side of humor and maybe a waffle. image

Apple's Rotten Day, Nuclear's Glowing Future, and Why Ugg Boots are Giving Everyone the Blues! (Donkey's Stock Market Roundup)

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:12
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the stock market's rebound, Amazon's new investor, and Honeywell's latest shopping spree – it's like a fairy tale, but with more numbers! image

I'm All In! Stocks Bounce Higher Than My Jump for Waffles!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:55
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Donkey reports from the posh Chelsea Flower Show, where CEOs and politicians mingle amongst the roses, discussing taxes, tariffs, and surprisingly good business! image

Far Far Away From Reality? Chelsea Flower Show Blooms with Bigwigs and Whispers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:16
3 minutes to read

Donkey breaks down Bitcoin's record-breaking surge, complete with macro cauldrons, stablecoins, and maybe even a dragon's hoard! image

Bitcoin Hits All-Time High: Is This Thing On?! Donkey Explains!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:16
2 minutes to read

A cyberattack is set to munch away almost a third of M&S's annual profits, leaving their shelves emptier than my tummy after a long flight! image

Marks & Spencer's Cyber Shenanigans: Did Someone Say 'Waffle'?

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the rollercoaster ride of the stock market, GE Vernova's power plays, and Jim Cramer's investing club antics! Hold on to your waffles! image

Wall Street Wobbles! Is the S&P 500 About to Donkey-Kick the Bucket?

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:46
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on Home Depot's bold move to keep prices steady, even with all those tariff shenanigans, plus a peek into their spring sales and future plans! image

Home Depot Says 'Hold the Onions!' No Price Hike Despite All That Tariff Fuss!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
2 minutes to read