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A substation fire caused chaos at Heathrow, but blame is flying faster than a Millenium Falcon. Was it a planning failure, or just bad luck? The Dark Side weighs in. image

Heathrow Blackout! Did the Force Fail Them?

Mon 24 March, 2025 13:38
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Darth Vader analyzes Trump's auto tariffs, predicting doom for some and a pat on the back for Tesla, while pondering the Force's influence on the economy. image

A Tariff Surprise! Will Trump's Auto Tariffs Crush the Rebellion?

Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
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Darth Vader reports on the trade tariff 'madness' unleashed by a galactic figurehead, and warns of the Force (of economic stagnation) awakening. image

A Trade War? The Emperor Is NOT Pleased!

Fri 04 April, 2025 15:25
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Amidst a corporate retreat from DEI, small businesses are embracing diversity, equity, and inclusion, reaping tangible benefits that boost their success and workplace culture. image

DEI Divides the Galaxy! Small Businesses Thrive While Corporate Giants Fall to the Dark Side?!

Tue 18 February, 2025 14:52
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China woos foreign investors with promises of market access and improved business conditions amidst economic headwinds. image

China's Economy Awakens! Will Foreign Investment Be Its New Hope?

Mon 24 March, 2025 10:38
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A Sith Lord's take on the S&P 500's potential descent to the 4,850 level, blending market analysis with dark side humor. image

The Market Awakens! Will the S&P 500 Fall to its Doom?

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:20
3 minutes to read