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Chuck Norris breaks down the SEC's X account hack, a Bitcoin price surge, and the hacker who blames it all on cybersecurity and weed. image

Chuck Norris on SEC Hack: Bitcoin's Wild Ride and a Cyber Ninjas Takeover

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
6 minutes to read

Nvidia clarifies its position on sending GPU designs to China amidst US export restrictions and plans for a Shanghai R&D center. Chuck Norris weighs in, because why wouldn't he? image

Nvidia Says No GPU Blueprints for China: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Common Sense)

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
2 minutes to read

The U.S. and UAE join forces to create a colossal AI campus in Abu Dhabi, promising innovation, security, and a whole lot of digital roundhouse kicks! image

Chuck Norris Approved: USA and UAE Team Up to Build AI Fortress of Freedom!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:32
2 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warns of potential interest rate hikes and economic volatility, but Chuck Norris is here to roundhouse kick those concerns into submission. image

Powell's Forecast: Prepare for Economic Uppercuts - Chuck Norris Style

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:16
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down Nvidia's deal with Saudi Arabia amidst tightening US export controls on AI chips, revealing the real fight brewing between tech giants and political titans. image

Nvidia Walks the Tightrope: Chuck Norris Cracks the Code on AI Chip Wars!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:28
3 minutes to read

Hinge Health braves the IPO market, seeking $437 million, while Chuck Norris analyzes with the wisdom of a thousand suns and the fiscal prowess of a Texas Ranger. image

Hinge Health IPO: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Fiscal Responsibility)

Tue 13 May, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read

AMD authorizes a massive share buyback, stock surges, and Chuck Norris explains why the market had no other choice. image

AMD's $6 Billion Buyback: Chuck Norris Approves (Because the Market Feared What Would Happen If It Didn't)

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:55
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris tackles the SALT deduction debate, delivering a dose of truth, justice, and roundhouse kicks to the tax code. image

Chuck Norris on House Republicans' SALT Deduction Plan: Taxes So Easy, I Pay Them with a Roundhouse Kick!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:09
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris breaks down the U.S.-China trade agreement, proving that even global economics can't escape his roundhouse kick of awesomeness. image

China Trade Deal: Chuck Norris Kicks Tariffs to the Curb!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:18
4 minutes to read

European leaders, backed by Trump and the looming threat of Chuck Norris-level sanctions, tell Putin to play nice…or face the consequences. image

Chuck Norris Approves: Ukraine's 30-Day Ceasefire…Or Else!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:25
2 minutes to read