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Borat reports on how Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway has become a major player in the US Treasury bill market, holding a huge 5% of all outstanding bills! image

Jagshemash! Warren Buffett is Now Big Shot in America Treasury Bills, Very Nice!

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:44
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Borat reports on how President Trump is thinking about taxing the rich more, even though his Republican friends might not like it. Is very nice! image

Great Success! Trump Wants More Money From Rich Guys, Maybe!

Fri 09 May, 2025 19:54
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Borat reports on Trump's potential tariff reduction on Chinese goods, a move that's 'very nice' but maybe still too expensive for the world's greatest trading partner. image

Great Success! Trump Wants to Lower Tariffs on China, Maybe! Very Nice!

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:27
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Borat investigates the escalating tensions between India and Pakistan, featuring drone attacks, civilian casualties, and the ever-present threat of another big problem. image

India and Pakistan: Very Nice! Or is it? Drone Wars and Kashmir Kaboom!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:07
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Borat reports on how Britain and America are becoming best friends forever through a magnificent trade agreement, despite scary tariffs and money troubles. image

Jagshemash! Britain to Make Boom-Boom with America in Glorious Trade Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:02
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Federal court say FTC lose fight, Microsoft now own 'Call of Duty' maker. Is nice! image

Great Success! Microsoft Win Big Like Borat Win Kissing Contest!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:53
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Borat reports on the slightly declining interest rates for federal student loans in 2025-2026, but warns that like trying to milk a yak in winter, getting real relief is still very difficult. image

Jagshemash! Student Loan Rates to Drop a Little, Like My Pants After Too Much Fermented Horse Milk!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:34
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AMD reports strong first-quarter earnings but faces headwinds from U.S. export controls on AI chips to China. Is Pain in My Anal Sphincter! image

AMD Makes Big Kazakstan Dollars! But China Export Control Cause Problem, Is Like Wife!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
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Borat reports on the crazy world of American stocks, where companies go up, companies go down, and nobody knows why! Except maybe for tariffs. image

Great Success! Palantir Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Koumiss! Other Stocks Do Things Too!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Borat reports on Elon Musk's new company town in Texas, where SpaceX employees rule and rockets go boom, very nice! image

Elon Musk Creates New Glorious Town of Starbase, I Like!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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