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After resisting for years, WhatsApp is finally succumbing to the allure of advertising, introducing ads in the 'Updates' tab and monetizing its Channels feature, much to the dismay of its original founders. image

WaWaWiWa! WhatsApp Gets the Facebook Treatment: Ads Invade Your Status!

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:00
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Consumer spending in China is down like a Kazakhstani's trousers after a vodka binge, as stagnant wages, a wobbly housing market and general uncertainty got everyone saving more money than they would spend, even if it was on a day out with Pamela Anderson. image

CHINESE CONSUMERS: NO MONEY, NO HONEY! ECONOMY MORE DEPRESSED THAN MY NEIGHBOR NATALIYA AFTER I STEAL POTATOES!

Sun 15 June, 2025 23:17
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Borat reports on the puzzling phenomenon of shrinking consumer spending in China, where everyone saving money like it is gold toilet! image

Cheng Is No Longer Ching Ching! China Consumer Spending Doing a Big Disappearing Act Like My Underwear After a Kazakh Wedding!

Sun 15 June, 2025 23:17
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Israel and Iran exchange spicy missiles and airstrikes, U.S. helps Israel, and Trump says they have 'finest equipment.' Is big war coming, or just little Borat movie sequel? image

Chenqui! Tehran Will Burn! Israel and Iran in Big Kazahkstan-Style Fight!

Sat 14 June, 2025 11:51
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Borat reports on how stocks reacted to Israel and Iran's fight, who makes money, and who cries into borscht. image

Chenqui! War Good for Oil, Gold, and Making Boom-Boom! But Bad for Vacation and America Express!

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:11
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Defense Minister Katz say 'stay in protected areas' after Israel do a sneaky attack on Iran. Is like wife throwing rolling pin, but with missiles! image

Yakshimas! Israel Declares 'Special Situation' After Big Kazaki-Style Fight with Iran!

Fri 13 June, 2025 00:21
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President Trump calls Jerome Powell a 'numbskull' for not cutting interest rates, and Borat weighs in with his expert economic opinions from Kazakhstan! image

Trump Calls Fed Chair 'Numbskull,' I Call Him Very Nice! (But Maybe a Little Slow?)

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:26
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Borat reports on the dwindling love affair between Republicans and Elon Musk after his departure from the Trump administration, revealing a significant drop in his favorability among GOP voters. Is this a great success? image

Elon Musk No Longer Very Nice! Republicans Say 'Chenqui!'

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:27
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Donald Trump announces a groundbreaking trade agreement with China, securing vital rare earth supplies for the U.S. while making concessions on Chinese students. image

Jagshemash! Great Success! Trump Makes Booming Trade Deal with China for Rare Earths!

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:11
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Mark Zuckerberg wants Scale AI CEO Alexandr Wang so much that he is willing to spend billions of dollars to convince him to join Meta and make better AI than Borat's neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. image

Zuckerberg Very Excite! Wants New Brain Man for Meta AI to Make it Great Success! Chenqui!

Tue 10 June, 2025 23:58
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