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Antonio Filosa takes the reins at Stellantis, facing challenges and a need to channel the spirit of Sergio Marchionne to revive the automaker. image

Wah Wah Wee Wah! New Stellantis Boss Man Needs More Than Mankini To Fix Car Mess!

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
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Borat reports on the increased dangers to shipping in the Arabian Peninsula after tensions rise between Iran and the U.S., causing shipping rates to surge. Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Iran Threatens Our Precious Boats! Wahahaha!

Sun 22 June, 2025 14:02
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Borat reports on the escalating conflict between Iran and Israel, featuring missiles, nuclear worries, and the ever-present threat of Donald Trump. image

Jagshemash! Iran and Israel Fight Like Cats and Very Angry Badgers!

Sat 21 June, 2025 07:12
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European satellite company Eutelsat gets big boost from French investment, shares go to the moon! image

Jagshemash! Eutelsat Soars Like Rocket After French Money Injection!

Fri 20 June, 2025 10:43
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Samsung fights Chinese rivals with new, super-thin foldable phone! Is like trying to make marriage with Azamat, very difficult! image

Jagshemash! Samsung Make Phone Fold Like My Sister, But Thinner! Very Nice!

Thu 19 June, 2025 11:34
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Scale AI, after getting very sexy investment from Meta, say they still independent and not changing course, even if OpenAI and Google are running away faster than me from American customs officer. image

Jagshemash! Meta Give Scale AI Big Kazillion Dollar! Is Not Pivot, Is Great Success!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:03
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Borat reports on Ram Trucks' new 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty, a move to make truck buyers say 'Chenqui!' image

Jagshemash! Ram Trucks Now Offering Warranty Longer Than My Cousin's Undies!

Wed 18 June, 2025 04:01
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Kazakhstan's favorite reporter, Borat, dissects the confusing world of U.S. dollar, cautious consumers, and the Federal Reserve's looming decision, all while Middle East conflict heats up. Very nice! image

U.S. Dollar Do Da Hustle Like Borat at a Disco! Will Fed Give It a Bump?

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:55
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Borat reports on why gold is shining brighter than Pamela Anderson's smile in 2025, leaving other safe havens like the Yen and Swiss Franc in the dust. image

Wa Wa Wee Wa! Gold is King of Safe Havens, Better Than Your Sister!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:08
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Borat reports on how gold is outshining traditional safe havens like the Yen, Swiss Franc, and U.S. Treasury bonds, as investors lose confidence in governments and embrace the shiny metal. image

WaWaWeeWa! Gold is King of Safe Havens, Make U.S. Treasury Look Like My Grandma!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:08
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