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U.S. President Donald Trump attempts to broker peace between Russia and Ukraine with calls to Putin and Zelenskyy, but will it be more successful than my attempt to milk a horse? image

Donald Trump to Talk with Putin and Zelenskyy: Is This Great Success or Just Another Gypsy Curse?

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:38
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Borat reports on Home Depot's Memorial Day sales, gardening booms, and housing market hopes, with a side of tariff talk and Jim Cramer's very nice opinions. image

Home Depot's Big Kazakh Bargain Bonanza! Is Very Niiiice!

Sat 17 May, 2025 21:17
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CoreWeave, the AI company, makes VERY NICE gains after IPO, especially with Nvidia owning big chunk. Is great success! image

Jagshemash! CoreWeave Stock Go Up Like My Sister's Hair After Electric Shock!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:15
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Borat reports on Trump's deal allowing the UAE to purchase advanced American AI chips, raising concerns about national security but promising a future of super-smart technology in the desert! Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Trump Makes Big Deal for UAE to Get Super-Smart American Chips! Very Nice!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:10
2 minutes to read

YouTube launches weekly top podcast charts, challenging Spotify and Apple for podcast supremacy, attracting big views and big creators like MeidasTouch. image

Jagshemash! YouTube Makes Big Boom Boom with Podcast Charts, Very Nice!

Thu 15 May, 2025 17:34
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Borat reports on Foxconn's HUGE investment in India to build semiconductor plant, leaving China behind like old potato! image

Jagshemash! Foxconn Make Great Success in India with New Chip Plant!

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:11
2 minutes to read

Borat reports on the Sohn Investment Conference, where fancy American capitalists share their stock tips. Is very excite! image

Jagshemash! American Hedge Fund Gurus Reveal Secret Investment Ideas!

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:09
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Honda's profits take a nosedive as U.S. tariffs and global economic woes hit the auto giant hard, with Nissan also feeling the pinch. image

HONDA IZ SAD! Big Problems for Japanese Car Maker, Maybe U.S. Tariffs to Blame!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:11
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Honda's profits are down more than Gulnara's dating prospects after I show her my Kazakstani swimsuit. Blame Tariff Man and his crazy trade wars! image

HONDA IS IN VERY GREAT PROBLEM! Tariff Man Make Honda Cry Like Baby!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:01
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Borat reports on Trump's talk with Apple CEO Tim Cook after tariff suspension agreement with China, potentially boosting Apple's business in the USA. Chenqui! image

Great Success! Trump and Apple Man Make Deal, Maybe Very Nice!

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:56
2 minutes to read