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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy say AI will take some jobs, but also make new jobs. Like my village, but with computers. Chenqui! image

Great Success! Amazon Boss Say AI Will Make Job for Everybody More Beautiful... Except Maybe Some Peoples

Tue 01 July, 2025 00:01
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Borat investigates how tariffs and trade wars are making American prices go 'high five!' while shelves are looking emptier than my fridge after a visit from Azamat. image

U.S. Economy Doing the Chicken Dance: Prices Up, Inventory Down, Very Nice!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:52
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After much kafuffle, America and China shake hands on deal about rare earth and fancy computer thingies. Is nice! image

Great Success! U.S. and China Do Trading, Maybe Not Throwing Tomatoes At Each Other Now!

Fri 27 June, 2025 14:11
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Southeast Asian tourists flock to Chongqing, China, thanks to viral social media clips showcasing its unique architecture and landscape, boosting tourism and challenging other Asian destinations. image

Chongqing is Number One! Southeast Asians Go Crazy for China's Cyberpunk City

Thu 26 June, 2025 23:57
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Donald Trump gets 'golden share' in U.S. Steel, giving him veto power over key company decisions. Is very impressive! image

Great Success! Trump Now Big Boss of Steel - Very Nice!

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:20
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Borat reports on the American Capitol Police arresting over 30 protesters, including those in wheelchairs, for protesting proposed Medicaid cuts in President Trump's budget bill. Is very interesting! image

Wa Wa Wee Waa! Capitol Police Arrest Many Protesters, Some in Wheelchairs, Over Trump's Medicaid Cuts!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:46
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President Trump insists Iranian nuclear sites are 'totally obliterated' despite intelligence reports suggesting otherwise. Is very confusing, like trying to understand American toilet. image

Trump's Great Success! Iran Nuclear Program Obliterated... Maybe! Very Nice!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:40
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NTSB report blames Boeing and FAA failures for Alaska Airlines near-disaster, highlighting missing bolts and inadequate safety checks. Very Naughty! image

CHIMICHANGAS IN THE SKY! Boeing's Great Mishap and the Door Plug That Flew Away Like My Neighbor's Toupee!

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:46
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China, the world's top rare earth producer, is now sucking rare earth elements from Myanmar like I suck the marrow from a horse's femur! But Myanmar's civil war puts squeeze on China's supply! image

Jagshemash! China Hooked on Myanmar's Rare Earth Crack Like Borat is Hooked on Pamela Anderson!

Tue 24 June, 2025 08:51
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Senate remains in session to push through President Trump's ambitious bill, facing resistance from fiscal conservatives but aiming for a July 4th deadline, very nice! image

Great Success! American Senators To Stay in Washington Like My Sister Until Big Bill Passed!

Mon 23 June, 2025 16:56
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