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Jagshemash! Swiss Running Shoe Company On Steals Thunder From Nike and Adidas Like I Steal Kisses From Pamela!

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:21
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Borat reports on how Harvard beat back Trump's attempt to stop smart foreigners from learning in America, proving that even in these crazy times, the penise… uh, the law, can be mighty. image

Great Success! Harvard Wins Fight Against Trump's Ban on Foreign Students - Chenqui!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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Kazakhstan's Borat reports on the United States and China agreeing to talk, even if they still argue like my neighbors fighting over who owns the best chicken. image

CHINESE AND AMERICANS TALK! Maybe Friends? Or Still Like Wrestling Bear?

Fri 23 May, 2025 01:56
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Investment firm Morgan Stanley believes the stock market has hit its bottom and predicts a strong recovery, targeting an S&P 500 of 6,500 by year-end, despite potential challenges from tariffs and rising yields. Very nice! image

Great Success! Morgan Stanley Says Stock Market Not Dead Like My Neighbor's Chicken!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:55
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After a six-year hiatus over fears of fake shoes, Nike and Amazon are rekindling their love affair, bringing more swooshes to American computer screens. image

Very Nice! Nike and Amazon Make Boom Boom Again After Long Breakup!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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House Republicans may axe tax credits for electric vehicles and home energy efficiency upgrades, making 2025 the last chance to claim them. Very nice! image

Wa Wa Wee Wa! American Tax Breaks for Electric Vroom-Vrooms and Home Sweet Homes Vanish Soon!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:09
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Kazakhstan's favorite journalist, Borat, reports on the G7 finance ministers' meeting in Banff, where they discuss global growth, stability, and the very naughty tariffs from the U.S.! image

Jagshemash! G7 Finance Ministers in Banff Plan to Make Money Good Again, Despite Orange Man Tariffs!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:24
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Borat reports on the G7 finance meeting in Canada, where they talk money, tariffs, and how to stop Russia, all while Borat searches for a new Pamela Anderson. image

Jagshemash! G7 Finance Ministers Meet in Banff to Fix World, Maybe Steal Wife!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:24
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Borat reports on how President Trump told Republicans not to mess with Medicaid while trying to pass a tax bill. Is very excite! image

Great Success! Trump Say 'Don't F--- Around' With Medicaid, Is Very Naughty!

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:21
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Retailers with loyal shoppers and offering great value are expected to thrive amidst tariff concerns, while Costco, Walmart, and beauty companies like Elf Beauty show resilience. image

Jagshemash! Borat Investigates Retailers Offering Most Bang for Buck in America

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:27
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