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Borat investigates the best credit cards with 0% interest, finding ways for you to make Kazakh money without even working! image

Is Credit Card Da?! You Get Free Money With These Cards!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:14
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Borat reports on the wild ride of the stock market, from CarMax's woes to Tesla's tumble, and even some crypto craziness! image

Is Your Portfolio Suffering More Than My Neighbor Nursultan Tuleyakbay's Goat?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 17:45
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Danish shipping company Maersk sees shares rise after Trump's tariff pause, but China still in the doghouse. Very nice! image

Is Trump Making Boating Great Again!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:56
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Borat investigates how President Trump's proposed tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals are causing panic among drugmakers and raising concerns about rising drug costs and supply chain disruptions in the United States. Chenqui! image

Trump Tariffs on Medicine! Is America Great Success or Great Failure!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:51
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A federal judge ruled the White House cannot exclude Associated Press reporters from key areas, reaffirming the First Amendment rights of the press after a dispute over renaming the Gulf of Mexico. image

Great Success! Judge Says Trump Cannot Ban AP from Oval Office! Is Very Nice!

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:09
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Borat reports on the crazy ups and downs of the tech market, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say 'Chenqui!' image

Great Success or Shag Carpet?! Tech Stocks Go Wild Like a Night Out in Kazakhstan!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:36
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Donald Trump's new tariffs threaten Vietnam's economic growth, impacting major companies and potentially derailing their ambitious targets, despite diplomatic efforts. image

Trump Slaps Vietnam! Is This the End of Their Very Nice Export Economy?

Tue 08 April, 2025 06:39
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Borat investigates how banks might be short-changing investors with Certificate of Deposit choices, revealing a strategy to potentially earn more by choosing longer-term CDs and paying early withdrawal penalties. image

CDs Are Not Always Your Friend! Is Bank Screwing You Over With This One Weird Trick?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:09
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Apple extends TikTok's stay on the App Store following assurances from Attorney General Pam Bondi, amidst ongoing debates over national security and potential tariff reductions by President Trump. image

Apple Saves TikTok From Great Success! Is Trump Making a Deal?

Sun 06 April, 2025 19:47
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Borat reports on the escalating trade war between the U.S. and China, where tariffs fly like insults at a Kazakhstani wedding. image

Great Success or Sh*t Show?! China and America Fight Like Cats and Wives Over Tariffs!

Sat 05 April, 2025 10:19
3 minutes to read