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LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky now also in charge of Microsoft Office. Very nice! image

Jagshemash! LinkedIn Boss Get Big Promotion to Oversee Office Suite! Chenqui!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
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Borat investigates Donald Trump Jr.'s claims about meme coins, crypto, and being 'debanked,' discovering potential for scams and very interesting financial moves. Chenqui! image

Donald Trump Jr. Say 'Is Not My Fault' for Father's Meme Coin Debacle! Very Nice!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:33
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang praises Nintendo's new Switch 2, calling it a tribute to Iwata-san's vision and a revolution in mobile gaming, and Borat agrees 'Very Nice!' image

Jagshemash! Nintendo Switch 2 Makes Borat Say "Very Nice!"

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:08
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Gap Inc. grapples with potential tariff impacts while exceeding earnings expectations, Borat analyzes the situation with a keen eye for fashion and potential cultural learnings. image

Great Success! Gap Faces Tariff Troubles, But Borat Sees Opportunity for Mankini Sales!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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The New York Times sell its precious content to Amazon for AI training, very nice! Is big win for Bezos or big mistake? image

Jagshemash! New York Times Make Boom-Boom with Amazon for AI Content!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:07
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Salesforce reports good earning but spends big money on Informatica. Is it good or like throwing darts at map of Kazakhstan? image

Salesforce Makes Big Kazaki Money Moves: Is Very Nice!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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Borat report on Nvidia earnings, very nice! Chip company make kazillions but face troubles with China and new export rules. High five! image

Nvidia Make Big Bada Boom Money, But China Want More, Is Very Confuse!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:00
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Getty Images is suing Stability AI for allegedly using copyrighted images to train their AI models, leading to a legal battle over fair use and innovation, very nice! image

Jagshemash! Getty Images Say AI Companies Doing The Steal Like My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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JPMorgan Chase unveils fancy new bank branches for rich Americans, hoping to manage their millions, but Borat wonders if it's just 'chasing' after fool's gold! image

JPMorgan Chase Opens New Millionaire Mansions: Very Nice! But Will the Rich Buy?

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:26
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French President Emmanuel Macron visits Vietnam, signs deals for Airbus planes and more, amidst US tariff threats and trade tensions. Very Nice! image

Jagshemash! Macron Makes Big Friendship Pact with Vietnam, Maybe To Avoid Trump's Naughty Tariffs!

Mon 26 May, 2025 06:16
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