Borat - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 1 to 10 of 25 news articles

Borat reports on the alleged signing of a minerals deal between the U.S. and Ukraine, with both sides expressing optimism despite a lack of concrete details. image

U S Stealing Ukraine's Rocks? Very Nice or Great Success!?

Fri 18 April, 2025 07:37
2 minutes to read

Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on the Nasdaq with a successful IPO and plans to expand to the U.S., defying trade tensions. image

Chagee Tea Soars Like Rocket in America! Is This New Favorite Thing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
1 minutes to read

Borat reports on South Korea's decision to hold interest rates steady amidst economic uncertainty, U.S. tariffs, and a looming presidential election. Very nice! image

South Korea Say "Chenqui" To Rate Hikes But Worry About Tariffs And Orange Man!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 03:09
2 minutes to read

Tesla faces sales slump in California as registrations plummet, sparking concerns over Elon Musk's leadership and rising competition. image

Is Tesla Finished! Elon Musk's Car Business Doing WHAT?

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:23
3 minutes to read

ChatGPT creator OpenAI forms a nonprofit commission to guide philanthropic efforts, appointing advisors and facing legal challenges from Elon Musk over its mission. image

OpenAI Makes Big Kazakstan Move! Is This the Future of AI Philanthropy?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 23:49
2 minutes to read

Former advisor John Bolton criticizes Trump's trade policies, claiming they alienate allies and strengthen China's position. image

Trump Trade War a Great Success! Or Is It a Very Naughty Blunder?

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
2 minutes to read

Kazakhstan's greatest journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, investigates how Apple got a reprieve from Trump's tariffs, but Jim Cramer is still worried! Is this the Wawaweewa moment or a Great Success?! image

Apple Saved by Trump! But Is It a Trap!?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:12
2 minutes to read

Borat reports on Goldman Sachs' first-quarter earnings, with a hilarious Kazakh twist on Wall Street expectations and market volatility. image

Goldman Sachs Earnings Report! Is Big Success or Disaster Like My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay?

Mon 14 April, 2025 09:22
2 minutes to read

Borat reports on the U.S.-China trade war, revealing cancelled orders, abandoned freight, and the uncertain fate of American small businesses. image

Is President Trump Destroying American Dreams With China Tariffs?! Very Nice Or Very Not Nice?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 15:57
2 minutes to read

Borat reports on how Trump's trade policies have led to a significant increase in Treasury yields, causing concern in the White House. image

Great Success! Trump Trade Moves Cause Treasury Yields To Go To The Moon! Is This Good?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
2 minutes to read