Batman - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 61 to 70 of 134 news articles

House Republicans' tax bill throws a Batarang at clean energy, leaving solar stocks in a Gotham-sized plunge. Is this just political theater, or is something darker at play? image

Gotham's Dark Knight Sees the Light Dim on Solar Stocks: A Conspiracy in the Shadows?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:02
3 minutes to read

Luxury retailer Canada Goose defies market gloom with strong Q4 results, but pulls 2026 outlook amid global economic jitters. Is this a sign of resilience or a canary in the coal mine? Only time will tell, and I'll be watching. image

Canada Goose Soars: Earnings Beat Projections, But Uncertainty Looms Like a Gargoyle in the Night

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
3 minutes to read

HSBC issues a 'Reduce' rating for UnitedHealth, citing earnings risks and a Department of Justice investigation. Is this a sign of darker days ahead for the healthcare giant? image

Gotham's Healthcare Goliath Wobbles: Is UnitedHealth About to Face the Bat?

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:10
2 minutes to read

Batman investigates the Google-Warby Parker partnership, a potential rival to Meta's smart glasses, and questions the implications for privacy and style in Gotham...and beyond. image

Google and Warby Parker Team Up: A Dark Knight's Take on Smart Specs

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read

The elite are prepping for the apocalypse with curated books on AI, resilience, and how to spend their inherited fortunes responsibly. Gotham, take note. image

JPMorgan's Summer Reading List: Because Even Billionaires Need Cliff Notes on Happiness (and the Impending Robot Uprising)

Tue 20 May, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read

A new report reveals climate change is becoming a significant factor in mortgage risk, potentially leading to billions in bank losses and impacting consumer credit scores. Time to invest in some Bat-flood insurance. image

Gotham's Foreclosures: Is Climate Change the New Joker?

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:15
2 minutes to read

Former President Joe Biden faces an aggressive form of prostate cancer, sparking political reactions and raising concerns about health in the political arena. image

Biden's Battle: A Dark Knight's Diagnosis and Gotham's Political Games

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
3 minutes to read

A report from the Batcave on Britain and the US's efforts to maintain a ceasefire between India and Pakistan, highlighting the delicate balance of power and the need for continued dialogue. image

Gotham's Shadow Oversees Global Tensions: India, Pakistan, and a Fragile Peace

Sat 17 May, 2025 07:47
2 minutes to read

Nvidia denies sending GPU designs to China amidst US export restrictions, but a new Shanghai R&D center signals continued interest in the lucrative Chinese AI market. It's a delicate dance, one I know all too well. image

Nvidia Plays Cat and Mouse: China AI Ambitions Thwarted (For Now)

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
3 minutes to read

Former Walmart U.S. CEO suggests the retail giant is exaggerating tariff concerns, pointing to healthy profit margins and consumer resilience. image

Walmart's Tariff Tango: Ex-CEO Says Stop Crying Wolf!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
2 minutes to read