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Crude oil futures jump 4% after the U.S. and China agree to slash tariffs, easing trade tensions and igniting market optimism, but will it last? image

Gotham's Black Gold: Oil Prices Surge as Trade Truce Sparks Hope!

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:11
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Pope Leo XIV, inspired by his predecessor's commitment to social justice and workers' rights, addresses the challenges posed by Artificial Intelligence, echoing concerns familiar to Gotham's protector. image

Holy AI, Batman! New Pope Grapples with Tech Threat to Human Dignity!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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Human resources software startup Rippling skyrockets to a $16.8 billion valuation after a $450 million fundraising round, proving that even in a city as chaotic as Gotham, money still makes the world go round… or at least buys a few more Batmobiles. image

Rippling Effect: $16.8 Billion Valuation? Gotham's More Predictable Than This Tech Boom!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:21
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China's top chipmaker SMIC faces earnings slump despite domestic demand surge, sparking concerns over tech self-sufficiency amid geopolitical tensions. image

SMIC's Chip Sales Take a Bat-Shaped Dive: Is China's Tech Dream Crashing?

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:59
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Krispy Kreme's stock takes a nosedive, forcing a reassessment of its McDonald's partnership and raising questions about the future of fried dough dominance. Even I, Batman, am watching this one closely. image

Holy Hole-in-One! Krispy Kreme Stock Tanks – Is the Doughnut Dream Dead?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:05
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Eastern European nations raise concerns over the EU's plan to completely phase out Russian energy imports by 2027, calling it a reckless move that threatens energy security and economic stability. image

Europe's Energy Gambit: A Bat-Signal for Economic Suicide?

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:05
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As tensions escalate between the US and China over tariffs, the Dark Knight analyzes the high-stakes negotiations and potential global impact, because everyone's business is Batman's business. image

Tariff Tussle: Gotham's Dark Knight Weighs In On US-China Trade War!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:06
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Bank of America's upgrade of Wynn Resorts hinges on a new casino in the UAE, promising big returns but riddled with uncertainty, raising questions of risk and reward. Time to dust off the Bat-analyzer. image

Gotham's Gamble: Wynn Resorts Bets Big in the Desert, But Is It a Joker's Trick?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:56
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A dark knight's take on today's financial headlines, where fortunes rise and fall faster than a criminal off a Gotham skyscraper. image

Gotham's Market Watch: Palantir Plummets, Upwork Ascends, and Clorox Cleans Up...Poorly

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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A potential 100% tariff on foreign films throws Hollywood into chaos as Trump and Voight discuss boosting domestic film production. Is this justice, or just another riddle? image

Holy Tariff Troubles, Batman! Trump's Hollywood Plot Thickens!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:19
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