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Intuit, the TurboTax and QuickBooks dudes, are raking in the dough, thanks to some seriously impressive growth and AI wizardry. Goldman Sachs and Deutsche Bank are lovin' it, and so are their shareholders! image

Eat My Shorts, Recession! Intuit's Makin' Bank!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
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Greek Prime Minister questions the feasibility of Trump's 5% GDP defense spending target for NATO, suggesting 3.5% is more realistic, while the alliance debates new fiscal strategies. image

Eat My Shorts, NATO: Trump's 5% Demand Got Greece Saying Ay, Caramba!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
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Bitcoin hits a new high of $112,000, driven by institutional investors, corporate adoption, and even Trump's crypto agenda, while Wall Street scratches its head. image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Bitcoin Goes Bonkers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:22
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Bart Simpson reports on Bitcoin's wild ride to $112,000, fueled by rich dudes and maybe even Principal Skinner investing! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Bitcoin Goes Bonkers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:22
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Boeing and Airbus delivery delays are causing a major airplane shortage, but airline CEOs are still trying to stay optimistic. Cowabunga, dudes! image

Eat My Shorts, Boeing! Airplane Shortage Grounding Summer Fun?

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:07
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Bart Simpson reports on the U.S. debt crisis, Moody's downgrade, and the potential market mayhem thanks to politicians and their 'big, beautiful' spending ideas. image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Moody's Downgrades USA, and I Blame Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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Bart Simpson deciphers Wall Street's latest recommendations, from AI servers to recession-proof car parts, with a healthy dose of 'Ay, caramba!' image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Bart Simpson's Guide to Stocks That Don't Suck (So Bad)

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
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Some Homeland Security lady says the President can deport whoever he wants without all that 'due process' mumbo jumbo. Supreme Court ain't buying it! image

Eat My Shorts! Prez Has Power to Deport, Says Some Lady Who Clearly Skipped Civics Class!

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:37
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Home Depot's CFO says they're holding the line on prices, unlike that cheapskate, Mr. Burns at Walmart. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Inflation! Home Depot Says No Price Hike!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:06
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UnitedHealth's stock takes a nosedive, but experts say it might just bounce back. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! UnitedHealth's Wild Ride!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:49
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