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Peter Navarro encourages Americans to buy stocks amidst market volatility, echoing Trump's optimism and dismissing concerns about tariff-induced slowdowns. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Trump Advisor Says Buy Stocks?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:11
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Tesla's stock price plummets after a brief surge, raising questions about its future amidst tariff wars and Elon Musk's antics. Ay, caramba! image

Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet! Is This the End of the Line for Elon's Ride?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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Wharton School professor Jeremy Siegel says Trump's tariff pause doesn't mean smooth sailing for investors, and the stock market ain't bouncing back to those sweet February highs anytime soon. Ay, Caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Tariffs! Trump's Trade War Still a Bogus Trip?

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:10
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President Trump's stock advice on Truth Social led to significant gains for investors who bought in at the right moment, especially in SPDR, Trump Media & Technology, and Tesla stocks. image

Trump's Truth Social Post Makes Investors Bank! Eat My Shorts, Market Crash!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:07
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Bart Simpson reports on Walmart's financial jitters due to tariffs on China and Vietnam, leading to pulled income outlook and uncertainty. image

Eat My Shorts Tariffs! Walmart Freaks Out Over Trump's Trade War!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:25
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Bart Simpson reports on the FDA layoffs, wondering if his future medical needs are in jeopardy. image

Eat My Shorts! FDA Gutted! Is Your Medicine Next?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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The Justice Department is ditching their crypto crime squad to chase after bigger baddies using digital dough – cartels and terrorists, oh my! image

Eat My Shorts Crypto Cops Gone Wild! Justice Department Bails on Bitcoin Busts!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:44
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Ken Fisher says Trump's tariffs are 'stupid' and will fail, potentially setting the stage for a stock market rebound. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Tariffs! Billionaire Says Trump's Trade War is a Total Doh-ver!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:44
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Bitcoin takes a tumble as investors freak out over Trump's tariffs and a potential global recession. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Bitcoin Bites the Dust After Trump's Tariff Tantrum!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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A nationwide uproar as citizens protest Trump and Musk's policies on government downsizing, social security, and human rights. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Trump and Musk Face Massive Protests Across the USA!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:56
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