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Nvidia's top dogs are selling off their stock like hotcakes, even as the company hits record highs. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Market! Nvidia Insiders Cash Out Big Time!

Sun 29 June, 2025 18:07
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California Governor Gavin Newsom is suing Fox News for defamation over comments about a phone call with Donald Trump. Cowabunga, dude! image

Eat My Shorts, Fox News! Newsom Sues for a Cool $787 Million!

Sat 28 June, 2025 00:03
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Global EV battery giant CATL is expanding into Europe with its battery-swapping technology, potentially revolutionizing the electric vehicle market. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Europe! CATL's Battery Swap Tech About to Turn the EV Market Upside Down!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:13
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President Trump throws a party for 'everyday Americans' to push his tax-and-spending agenda, but the Senate is being a real Krusty the Clown about it. image

Eat My Shorts, Senate! Trump's 'One Big, Beautiful Bill' Bash!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:16
2 minutes to read

H&M sees a slight sales boost, but ain't promising no Krusty Burgers on the cheap thanks to those pesky tariffs. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, H&M! Sales Up But Prices May Get Doh-ier!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:03
2 minutes to read

The Federal Reserve is thinking about loosening some rules for banks, which might be good or might be, as Milhouse would say, 'Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!'...or not. image

Eat My Shorts, Regulators! Fed Gives Banks a Break (Maybe to Buy More Krusty Burgers?)

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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NATO's ditching the 2% defense budget like Milhouse ditches dignity, aiming for a whopping 5% by 2035 to keep the Russkies and terrorists at bay. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Putin! NATO's Crankin' Up the Krusty Bucks!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:27
2 minutes to read

Tesla's new robotaxi service in Austin is already causing chaos, with videos showing cars driving the wrong way and braking erratically, prompting an investigation from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). image

Eat My Shorts, NHTSA! Tesla's Robotaxis Go Full Doh-Nut in Austin!

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
3 minutes to read

Tesla's driverless robotaxis finally hit the road in Austin, Texas, causing a stir and a stock jump. Here's the lowdown, man! image

Eat My Shorts, Waymo! Tesla's Robotaxis Invade Austin!

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:57
2 minutes to read

Trump promised no new wars, then totally pulled a 'Sideshow Bob' on Iran's nuclear program. Stocks are doing the 'Nelson' laugh, and oil's gone cuckoo-bananas! image

Eat My Shorts, Iran! Trump Bombs Nuclear Sites (Like, Literally!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 01:16
2 minutes to read