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Elliott Investment Management takes a $1.5 billion position in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, eyeing strategic improvements and a potential boost in shareholder value. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Elliott Investments Buys Stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise! Is HPE About to Get a Whole Lot Shaggier?

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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Austin Powers reports on Goldman Sachs' prediction that call buying could be a shagadelic strategy this earnings season, highlighting potential stock rockets like Thermo Fisher, Disney, and Salesforce. image

Groovy Gains! Are These Stocks About to Get Their Mojo Back, Baby!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
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Austin Powers reports on Turkey's surprising interest rate hike amidst economic turbulence. Yeah, baby! image

Turkey's Central Bank Just Did WHAT?! Groovy Baby, Groovy!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:07
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Nvidia faces export restrictions, impacting tech stocks and global markets, while other companies like United Airlines and Hertz Global see contrasting fortunes. image

Nvidia's China Chip Chaos! Is This the End of Global Trade, Baby!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:18
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Google faces a massive class action lawsuit in the UK, accused of abusing its dominant position in the online search market and overcharging advertisers. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby Google Sued for 5 Billion Pounds! Is Their Search Monopoly Shagadelic or Just Plain Evil?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:14
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Amazon is feeling the love... and the pain of Trump's tariffs, asking sellers how they're coping with the international mojo mayhem! image

Groovy Baby! Tariffs Threaten to Send Amazon Sellers Shagging Backward!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
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The U.S. Commerce Department is investigating semiconductor imports, potentially leading to new tariffs and a shake-up in the global tech scene. Oh, behave! image

Semiconductor Shocker! Are Trump's Tariffs About to Get Groovy?

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:18
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A groovy look at the possibility of making iPhones in the USA, the challenges, and why it might cost you a fortune, baby! image

Shagadelic! Will the iPhone Go All-American, Baby? Yeah!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:50
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A look at how President Trump's tariff policies have impacted the stock market, with a focus on recent volatility and the potential impact on earnings. image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Markets on a Wild Ride! Yeah!

Sun 13 April, 2025 16:11
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Meta shakes things up by appointing Dina Powell McCormick, a former Trump advisor, and Stripe's Patrick Collison to its board, signaling a shift in strategy, yeah baby, yeah! image

Groovy Baby! Meta Adds Trump Ally to Board! Is Zuckerberg Going All Austin Powers on Us?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:32
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