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Consumer prices are up slightly, inflation is still above the Fed's target, and the economy is showing signs of slowing down. Buckle up, things are about to get wild. image

Inflation's Still a Clown Fiesta: PCE Data Shows Economy Teetering, Fed on Copium

Fri 27 June, 2025 13:24
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Asmongold dives into McCormick's strategy to navigate tariffs while keeping our tendies properly seasoned, questioning if bland food is finally meeting its demise. image

McCormick CEO Says 'Don't Compromise on Flavor' Amid Tariff Tussle: Is This The End of Bald Food?

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:54
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Xiaomi unveils its YU7 SUV, directly challenging Tesla's Model Y with a lower price and bold claims, but will it dethrone the king? image

Xiaomi's New SUV: Tesla Killer or Another Grimy Goblin?

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:19
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The FHFA is telling Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to consider crypto as an asset in mortgage risk assessments. Are we finally going full degen, or is this just another distraction? image

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Going Full Crypto: Is This Peak Clown World?

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:05
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Asmongold breaks down Ring's new AI-powered notification system, questioning its usefulness, privacy implications, and whether it's just another step towards Skynet. image

Ring's New AI Notifications: Big Brother or Just a Lazy Way to Avoid Package Thieves, Dude?

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:00
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A Dallas law firm is using AI to channel legal minds like Chief Justice John Roberts and fictional characters like Sherlock Holmes, leading to increased efficiency and creative problem-solving. Is this the future, or are we all doomed? image

AI Lawyers: Are They Gonna Take Muh' Job?! Asmongold Reacts!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:29
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Digital Asset, a crypto firm, just raked in $135 million from banking giants like Goldman Sachs and Citadel. Is this the mainstreaming of crypto, or are they all just gonna lose their hair like me? image

Banks Gone Wild! Goldman Sachs and Citadel Dive Headfirst into Crypto... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:59
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Super Micro Computer's stock takes a dip after announcing a $2 billion convertible note offering, leaving investors scratching their heads and wondering if the AI gravy train is slowing down. image

Super Micro's Wild Ride: From AI Darling to Convertible Note Blues!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:00
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Despite rising tensions, Chinese businesses are doubling down on the Middle East, betting on stability and big profits. But is it all just hopium? image

China's Middle East Gamble: Business as Usual or Burning Sands?

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:24
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Wall Street's top analysts are pointing towards a few stocks that might actually be worth a damn amidst the chaos. Let's take a look, for content of course. image

Dodge the Doompost: Asmongold's Guide to Stonks That Don't Suck (Probably)

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:07
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