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Asmongold reacts to Xiaomi's new YU7 SUV, claiming to outperform Tesla's Model Y in China and questions if it's the real deal or just another hyped-up scam. image

Xiaomi's New SUV: Is This the Tesla Model Y Killer or Just Another Bald Fraud?

Mon 26 May, 2025 05:44
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Activist investor ValueAct Capital takes a significant stake in Rocket Companies, citing undervalued potential and opportunities in AI integration, while highlighting the company's unique position in the mortgage industry. Will this be a game changer or just another instance of corporate drama? image

ValueAct Bets Big on Rocket Companies: Is This the Next Level Play or Just Another Bald Bait?

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:52
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ValueAct Capital takes a significant position in Rocket Companies, betting on AI and a streamlined share structure to unlock value. Will it moon, or is it another garbage fire? image

Rocket Companies: Is This Stock About to Explode Like a Bald Man's Head in a Windstorm?

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:52
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A federal judge halts Trump's planned downsizing of federal agencies, sparking a legal battle over executive power and congressional mandates. Is this 'content'? image

TRUMP'S FIRED! ...Or Not? Judge SLAMS Down on Mass Federal Firings!

Fri 23 May, 2025 15:51
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Amazon shareholders overwhelmingly reject a proposal to formalize the separation of the CEO and board chair roles, sticking with the current flexible leadership structure. What does this mean for the future of Amazon? image

Amazon Shareholders Say NO to Splitting CEO and Chair Roles - Are They Living in a Material World?!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:22
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Kraken partners with Backed to offer tokenized stocks like Apple, Tesla, and Nvidia on the Solana blockchain, exclusively for non-U.S. users. Is this the future, or just another Blizzard Soon™? image

Kraken's GigaChad Move: Tokenizing Stocks While the SEC Cries in a Corner!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:32
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Kraken is gearing up to offer tokenized securities like Apple, Tesla, and Nvidia shares to international customers via the Solana blockchain, partnering with Backed to make it happen. Will this be the play that transcends? image

Kraken's GigaChad Move: Tokenized Stocks Outside the US? We're So Back!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:32
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Nike is making a triumphant return to Amazon after a six-year hiatus, proving that sometimes you gotta embrace the corporate overlords to sell those sneakers. image

Nike Swings Back to Amazon: Did They Finally Realize They Need Jeff Bezos's Money?

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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Bitcoin smashes records amid favorable macro conditions, regulatory tailwinds, and good ol' fashioned Wall Street hype. Is this the Tendie Town Express? image

BITCOIN GOES BRRR! Hits All-Time High as US Debt Gets the Big Sad

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:25
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Bitcoin smashes all-time highs amid macro-economic madness and ETF inflows – buckle up, Retard Brigade! image

Bitcoin MOONING! Is This the Real Tendie Town?

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:25
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