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Ace Ventura investigates Hertz Global's stock woes after disappointing earnings, a $250 million stock offering, and a whole lotta head-scratching decisions. Could this be the work of Snowflake? image

Hertz So Good? More Like Hertz So Bad! Stock Plummets Faster Than a Pigeon From a Skyscraper!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:08
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British businesses are sounding the alarm as the government tightens immigration rules, fearing labor shortages and a potential 'pet-demic' in essential sectors. Could it be...Satan? image

Alllllrighty Then! UK Immigration Crackdown Threatens to Unleash Pet-demic on Businesses!

Wed 14 May, 2025 05:51
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the US-China trade kerfuffle, where Beijing's playing it cool like a cucumber, claiming victory and all that jazz! Could this BE any more interesting? image

ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! China Claims Victory in Trade Tango with Uncle Sam! Is This BIZARRO?!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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Ace Ventura investigates the new FTC rule cracking down on hidden hotel fees, ensuring no more 'Einhorn is Finkel' moments when you check your bill! image

ALLLLRIGHTY! FTC Tackles Hotel Junk Fees: Ace Ventura on the Case!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:17
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Elliott Investment Management strikes a deal with Charles River Laboratories, shaking up the board and triggering a strategic review to sniff out hidden value and potential acquisitions. Could a whole company sale be next? Shakalaka! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elliott Management Unleashes Strategic Review on Charles River Labs – Can They Find Fido?

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:49
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Lyft's stock surge, share buyback bonanza, and the mysterious case of the disappearing economic slowdown worries! image

Lyft Me Up! Shares Soar Like a Dolphin Outta Water!

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:19
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Donald Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C. after dropping Ed Martin nomination, stirring the pot like a monkey in a banana factory! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Trump Swaps Out Attorney Pick, Jeanine Pirro Ready to Unleash the FURY!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:10
4 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the feud between President Trump and Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, where tariffs, interest rates, and maybe just a little bit of personal animosity are causing a real economic stink! image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump vs. Powell: A Pet Detective's Take on Economic Woes!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:55
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, sniffs out a possible trade agreement between the U.K. and the U.S., leaving no stone unturned... or hair un-slicked! image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! Britain and the U.S.A. - A Trade Deal Brewin'!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
2 minutes to read

Eddy Cue drops a truth bomb, suggesting AI could dethrone Google, sending both Apple and Alphabet stocks into a downward spiral faster than a tutu-wearing rhino on roller skates. image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Apple and Google's Love Nest Gets a Serious AI Infestation!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:55
3 minutes to read