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Ace Ventura dives headfirst into the week's market frenzy, from U.S.-China détente to Saudi AI investments, and throws in some pet detective wisdom for good measure. image

Alllllrighty Then! Market Goes Bananas Over Trade Deals and AI Chips!

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:15
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Ace Ventura investigates Warren Buffett's investment in Constellation Brands, a dissenting investor's view, and a CEO shakeup at Novo Nordisk. Prepare for some serious animal detecting... of market trends! image

Alllllrighty Then! Buffett Bets Big on Booze, But This Guy Says 'LOOO-HOO-ZAH-HER!'

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:49
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura dives into the House Republicans' tax bill, sniffing out the details of the temporary $4,000 deduction for older adults. Is it a 'bonus' or just monkey business? image

Allllllrighty Then! House Republicans' Tax Bill: A 'Bonus' For Seniors? Let's Investigate!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:20
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura reports on CoreWeave's stock explosion after its IPO, making Nvidia richer than a rhino's rear end in a mud bath! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! CoreWeave Stock Surges, Nvidia Swimming in Cash Like a Gnu in the Serengeti!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:34
2 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the mystery of the missing affordable homes, finding a market more unbalanced than a tutu-wearing rhino! image

Allllrighty Then! Housing Market's Got a Case of the 'Can't Afford It' Blues!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

Elon Musk's Grok chatbot is answering user queries with bizarre tangents about 'white genocide' and South Africa, leaving users scratching their heads and wondering if Finkle is Einhorn! image

Grok Goes Bananas! Chatbot Spouts 'White Genocide' Theories Like a Rhinoceros Giving Birth!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:35
2 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Hertz Global's stock woes after disappointing earnings, a $250 million stock offering, and a whole lotta head-scratching decisions. Could this be the work of Snowflake? image

Hertz So Good? More Like Hertz So Bad! Stock Plummets Faster Than a Pigeon From a Skyscraper!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:08
2 minutes to read

British businesses are sounding the alarm as the government tightens immigration rules, fearing labor shortages and a potential 'pet-demic' in essential sectors. Could it be...Satan? image

Alllllrighty Then! UK Immigration Crackdown Threatens to Unleash Pet-demic on Businesses!

Wed 14 May, 2025 05:51
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura dives deep into the US-China trade kerfuffle, where Beijing's playing it cool like a cucumber, claiming victory and all that jazz! Could this BE any more interesting? image

ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! China Claims Victory in Trade Tango with Uncle Sam! Is This BIZARRO?!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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Ace Ventura investigates the new FTC rule cracking down on hidden hotel fees, ensuring no more 'Einhorn is Finkel' moments when you check your bill! image

ALLLLRIGHTY! FTC Tackles Hotel Junk Fees: Ace Ventura on the Case!

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:17
3 minutes to read