Amazon's Prime Video Ups the Ante A Price Hike You Can't Refuse

A Price Hike? Why So Serious

Well well well look what we have here. Amazon in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps infinite greed) is shaking things up. Seems they're upping the price for ad free Prime Video. From $2.99 to $4.99. A whole two dollars. Now I'm not one to complain about a little chaos but even I have to wonder if they're trying to give everyone a reason to smile... maniacally. It's all part of their grand plan you see. Introduce ads then charge more to get rid of them. Brilliant Isn't it just like them to keep us on our toes?

Prime Video Ultra More Gadgets More Downloads More Mayhem

But wait there's more. They're not just taking they're giving... sort of. This ad free tier now dubbed "Prime Video Ultra," comes with perks. Watch on five devices at once. Download up to 100 videos. Stream in glorious 4K. It's like they're saying "Here have some shiny distractions while we pick your pocket." Reminds me of a magic trick I once performed with a pencil. Vanished didn't it? Just like your money. Speaking of disappearing some companies are in a constant battle to turn things around like Gap's Winter Woes Profitability Battles and Turnaround Plans and this price hike makes them look like a more stable alternative.

The Ad Free Gamble Chaos or Calculated Move

Introducing ads in the first place that was a bold move. Some might say a desperate one. Now charging extra to escape those ads? Classic Amazon. "Delivering ad free streaming with premium features requires significant investment," they claim. Well I've invested in plenty of "significant" things that ended up in flames. But hey who am I to judge? Maybe they're just trying to make a little more room in their vault. You know for all that Prime money. After all they seem to be doing just fine with revenue increases and growth

The Lawsuit A Comedy of Errors

Ah the lawsuit. A group of disgruntled subscribers tried to rain on Amazon's parade. They didn't like being charged extra. Can't say I blame them. But alas the court threw it out. Justice? Nah just another punchline in the ongoing joke that is modern capitalism. It just goes to show you sometimes you just can't fight city hall... or in this case a giant online retailer.

Numbers Don't Lie Or Do They

Amazon boasts that Prime subscriptions continue to grow. Of course they do. People love convenience. They love instant gratification. They love getting things delivered to their doorstep without having to put on pants. But 315 million viewers with ads? That's a lot of eyeballs. And $68.6 billion in ad revenue? Now that's a number that could make even me consider going legitimate... for a minute.

The Game Never Ends

So what's the moral of the story? Amazon's playing a game and we're all just pawns. They raise prices they add features they fight lawsuits and the cycle continues. But hey at least it's entertaining right? After all as I always say "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."