Trump Eyes Cuba Amidst Iran Conflict Echoes of a Global Chess Game

From Missiles to Mojitos The Next Target

Alright people Tony Stark here weighing in on this whole… situation. Apparently while the rest of the world is holding its breath over Iran the Tweeter in Chief decides to casually mention Cuba. It's like dealing with Whiplash and Obadiah Stane at the same time only with more geopolitics and fewer arc reactors. "We think that we want to fix – finish this one first but that will be just a question of time before..." Classic Trump multitasking crises like I juggle business deals and superhero antics. Honestly sometimes I think I should just stick to building suits.

Graham's Grand Strategy Next Stop Havana

So Senator Graham chimes in hinting that Cuba's 'next.' It's like a Marvel movie where the post credits scene teases the next villain only instead of Thanos it's… well you get the idea. Reminds me of when I thought my biggest problem was Pepper trying to keep me from blowing up the lab. Turns out global politics is just a bigger more complicated lab. Speaking of complicated have you seen the price of palladium lately? Anyway if you want to find out more about similar situations of defiance you can read this article: Senator Defies DOJ Investigation Echoes of Rebellion.

Cutting off the Oil Squeezing Cuba Dry

Trump's boasting about cutting off Venezuela's oil supply to Cuba. It's like using a Stark Industries repulsor blast to swat a mosquito – effective but maybe a tad overkill? He claims "We cut off all oil all money... And they want to make a deal." It’s a bold move Cotton let's see if it pays off. Reminds me of the time I cut off Rhodey’s access to the mini bar to get him to focus on a mission. Good times. Mostly for me.

Talking to Cuba A 50 Year Itch

Trump even says "We are talking to Cuba... How long have you been hearing about Cuba – Cuba Cuba – for 50 years?" Fifty years huh? That's longer than I've been dodging SHIELD paperwork. Maybe it's time someone actually tried diplomacy instead of just… whatever this is. Though knowing my luck I'd probably end up having to negotiate a peace treaty while simultaneously disarming a rogue missile. Just another Tuesday right?

Rubio's Role The Point Man

Apparently Marco Rubio's been doing a "fantastic job" on the Cuba front. Good for him. I'm more of a hands on kind of guy myself. When I want something done I usually build a suit to do it. Though I suppose that's not exactly practical for international relations. Unless… Hmm now there's an idea.

Global Dominoes Waiting to Fall

The whole thing feels like a giant game of dominoes with Iran Venezuela and now Cuba potentially falling one after the other. It's all a bit much even for a guy who's stared down Chitauri armies and Ultron bots. All I'm saying is maybe we should try solving problems with a little less… explosive enthusiasm? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood Iron Man.