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Citi downgrades Constellation Energy after a Meta deal suggests nuclear power might not command the premium investors hoped for. Iron Man weighs in with his usual blend of tech savvy and sarcasm. image

Constellation Energy's Meta Deal: More Like a Mildly Annoying Asteroid Than a Catastrophic Gamma Bomb, Says Iron Man

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:40
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Iron Man analyzes how stablecoins are becoming Washington's new obsession, attracting politicians, investors, and maybe even a few supervillains. image

Stark Realities: Stablecoins Steal the Show and Washington's Heart!

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:18
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South Korea elects Lee Jae-myung as President after a tumultuous period, sparking market optimism and renewed focus on US relations and economic revival. Time for a Hamner tech upgrade! image

Lee Jae-myung Wins South Korean Election: A Stark (Pun Intended) New Era?

Wed 04 June, 2025 02:30
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Iron Man weighs in on the US-China trade standoff, because who better to handle global economics than a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? image

Trade Talks Stall? Time for the Big Guns (and Maybe Some Dum-E Robotics)

Fri 30 May, 2025 01:54
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Despite China export restrictions, Nvidia's strong earnings ignite a global semiconductor stock rally, proving even government meddling can't stop good tech. image

Nvidia's Earnings Soar, Iron Man Approves (of the Tech, Not the Red Tape)

Thu 29 May, 2025 13:41
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Federal court slaps down Trump's reciprocal tariffs, ruling he overstepped his authority. Looks like someone needs a new power source! image

TARIFF TROUBLE! Trump's Trade Gambit Gets a Stark Reality Check

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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Iron Man analyzes Okta's CEO's warning on AI security risks, conservative revenue guidance, and the resulting market dip – because even superheroes need to diversify their portfolio. image

Okta CEO Says AI Security is a Real Issue, Unlike My Fake Beard in 'Iron Man 3'

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:47
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Iron Man weighs in on Eli Lilly's acquisition of SiteOne Therapeutics, a move that could bring a new non-opioid pain medication to the market, potentially offering a safer alternative to traditional painkillers. image

Stark Relief: Eli Lilly Shells Out a Billion for Non-Opioid Painkiller – My Arc Reactor Isn't the Only Thing Getting an Upgrade!

Tue 27 May, 2025 15:15
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Tony Stark weighs in on Eli Lilly's acquisition of SiteOne Therapeutics and their non-opioid pain medicine, because who needs opioids when you've got nanotech? image

Stark Industries NOT Buying SiteOne? My Take on Lilly's Billion-Dollar Pain Relief Deal

Tue 27 May, 2025 15:15
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Iron Man reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, a move that's got everyone's arc reactors overheating. image

Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags! Even Iron Man Can't Fly Free Anymore?

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read