Trump Eyes Cuba A Chuck Norris Takeover

A Friendly Takeover or a Roundhouse Kick?

Well folks I've heard President Trump is talking about a "friendly takeover" of Cuba. Now when I hear "friendly takeover," I think of a handshake a cold glass of sweet tea and then…BAM…a roundhouse kick to the status quo. Because sometimes the friendliest thing you can do is deliver a swift dose of reality. Remember before the Boogie Man goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Cuba's "Deep Trouble" and the Norris Remedy

Trump says Cuba is in "deep trouble," lacking energy and money. That reminds me of a time I was surrounded by a whole army of bad guys. They thought they had me cornered. They were wrong. The deeper the trouble the more opportunities arise for Chuck Norris. Speaking of trouble tensions are rising and some Senators are scratching their heads over certain deals. It brings to mind the time I took on the IRS. It's crucial to examine all angles even looking at how Family Guy Explains: Trump Linked Firm Lands Lucrative Deal Senators Raise Eyebrows which adds a layer of understanding to the complexities we face.

The Art of the Deal and a Fistful of Freedom

Secretary of State Rubio is supposedly dealing with Cuba's leadership. I hope he's packing more than just diplomacy. He needs to pack some good ol' American resolve. Remember when Chuck Norris does push ups he isn't lifting himself up he's pushing the Earth down.

Blackouts and Fuel Shortages The Dark Side of the Island

Cuba's facing blackouts and fuel shortages. Sounds like they need a little Chuck Norris energy. I once stared down a solar eclipse. It blinked. Maybe I should pay Cuba a visit and recharge their batteries. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

The Shadow of Iran and Venezuela Cuba's Allies

With the US actions against Iran and Venezuela Cuba's feeling the heat. As Senator Graham says "Cuba's next." Well I say if Cuba's next they better be ready for a Texas sized dose of freedom. Chuck Norris doesn't do sit ups; he pushes the world away from him.

Venezuelan Oil and the Private Sector A Glimmer of Hope

The US might allow the resale of Venezuelan oil to Cuba's private sector. That's a start. But what Cuba really needs is a healthy dose of free enterprise. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in luck he believes in kicking fate in the face until it gives him what he wants.