Global Markets Plunge Amidst Middle East Tensions

The Headlines: Conflict and Chaos Oh My

Could things *BE* any more dramatic? Remember when the biggest crisis was choosing between Manolos and Jimmy Choos? Well those were the days. Now Asia Pacific markets are doing a nosedive faster than I do when I spot an ex with a newer younger model. Major indexes in Japan and South Korea are plummeting and suddenly my shoe budget seems… insignificant. Like finding a decent date in this city insignificant.

Trump's Ultimatum: A Real 'I Couldn't Help But Wonder...' Moment

So Trump issues an ultimatum about the Strait of Hormuz promising to "obliterate" Iranian power plants. Obliterate. It's a strong word even for him. It's like saying you're going to "obliterate" that stain on your favorite dress. A bit extreme no? And Iran’s response? Threatening to target energy infrastructure. It's a tit for tat escalation worthy of a soap opera only with higher stakes than who gets the penthouse suite. And speaking of high stakes did you see Trump Sparks Controversy with Glyphosate Production Order? It's like one global crisis isn't enough let's throw in some agricultural drama too.

Oil Prices on a Rollercoaster: More Volatile Than My Dating Life

Crude prices are whipsawing darling like my emotions after a bad date. Brent crude is up WTI is up and Goldman Sachs is raising their oil price forecasts. They're saying Brent could average $110 in March April. That's more than I spend on brunch in a month and that's saying something. This whole situation is more unpredictable than Mr. Big's commitment issues. Remember when he left me at the altar? At least oil prices didn't leave *me* at the altar.

Asian Markets Take a Tumble: Is This the End of the World (or Just My Portfolio)?

Japan's Nikkei 225 is down nearly 5%. South Korea's Kospi is plunging. Even Australia's S & P/ASX 200 is feeling the heat. The Korean exchange even had to suspend trading. Suspended trading! It's like suspending my shoe shopping – unthinkable. Suddenly those investment brochures are looking a lot less appealing and I’m starting to think I should have invested in a lifetime supply of cosmos instead.

Wall Street Braces for Impact: Will My Shoes Be Affected?

Overnight in the U.S. stock futures were little changed but the major indices ended last week lower. The S & P 500 fell below its 200 day moving average a phrase I only understand because I Googled it. The Dow and Nasdaq are down too. It's all very… bleak. I can't help but wonder will this affect my ability to buy those new Blahniks? That's the *real* crisis here.

So What's a Girl to Do?

In the face of global market turmoil all I can think is: maybe it's time for a really really good cocktail. And perhaps a new pair of shoes just in case the economy completely tanks. After all as I always say "Life gives you crises you buy new shoes". Or something like that. Stay tuned darlings because in this city and in this world the drama never ends.