Khamenei Kaput Regime Change Maybe Not

Khamenei Gone What Happens Now

Jagshemash Very important news I bring from world stage. Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei he is no more. Like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay he has gone to meet his ancestors. This big news but what it mean for future of Iran and for world? Some Iranians they are very happy like when I see Pamela Anderson on beach. But experts they say "Hold your horses" This is not end of movie maybe just intermission.

Is Regime Change Coming Soon Very Nice

Many people they think "Now that Khamenei is kaput everything will be chocolate." But Council on Foreign Relations very smart people they say that Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps still in charge. Like trying to remove stain from wife's underpants it is very difficult. Three possible future for Iran. One same like before Khamenei ism but without Khamenei. Two military take over. Three regime collapse. But none of these good for economy or freedom. It's like when I try to cook a romantic dinner for my wife it always end up with disaster. Speaking of disaster it's important to have your data safely stored and Cloud Storage Ain't Free No More Yo. In these times of uncertainty it is important to know where your important files are stored and that you can get to them.

Economic Parking Lot For Iran

Marko Papic chief strategist he say Iranian economy soon to be parking lot unless new Supreme Leader make deal with U.S. Like when I try to sell my cow in market but nobody want to buy because she have no milk. If new leader is like Khamenei then U.S. military operation will return Iran to Medieval Age. This is not good. Keith Fitzgerald he say killing Khamenei is like changing light bulb. You take out old one but you need new one to have light. It is all very complicated like when I try to understand American toilet.

Opposition Party Like Confused Chickens

The Iranian opposition is fragmented like chickens running around with no head. They have monarchists republicans Kurdish groups and People's Mojahedin. It is like when I try to organize a party in my village everyone have different idea and it ends up with big fight. Ali J.S. who worked for NATO say importing leader from outside no good. It is like trying to teach donkey to sing opera very difficult and end with embarrassment.

Sanctions Bad For Everyone

Khamenei he want "resistance economy" to protect from Western sanctions. But this make everything very difficult. It is like when I try to build house without hammer and nails it fall down very quickly. He don't want engagement with West and he crack down on critics. It is like when I try to tell joke to American but they don't understand and call security.

Great Success Or Big Problem Only Time Will Tell

So what happen next? Nobody know for sure. Maybe Iran become free and prosperous like America. Maybe it stay same like before or even worse. Only time will tell. But for now I go back to Kazakhstan and drink fermented horse milk. Jagshemash