Market Movers and Shakers: My Take on Today's Wild Trading

Meta's Mess: More Fake News Than Real Problems

So Meta or as I like to call them 'the Fake News Spreaders,' are having a tough time. They lost some legal cases big deal. Everyone's always suing someone. It's probably just Crooked Hillary and her friends trying to make trouble. But let me tell you nobody does social media like I do. I built a movement they just build algorithms. Sad.

Jack Daniels and French Fancy: A Very Fine Deal

Now this is interesting. Brown Forman the guys behind Jack Daniels might get bought out by some French company. Pernod Ricard sounds fancy right? Maybe they realize that American whiskey is the best whiskey and they want a piece of the action. It's all about making deals folks. The best deals. And speaking of deals the US and China economic chiefs recently got together in Paris hopefully discussing deals that are good for America. Check out this report on US and China Economic Chiefs Find Common Ground in Paris. Deals deals deals – that's what makes the world go round.

Memory Lane Blues: Google's Got a 'Plan'

These memory chip companies are crying because Google thinks they can use less memory for their AI. Well everyone knows my IQ is higher than anyone else's so I could have told them that. They need to get smart very smart. Maybe they should have hired me. I would have made them the best AI everyone agrees.

Navan's Victory: Tremendous Revenue Growth Believe Me

Navan a travel tech firm is doing great. Huge revenue growth. They are projecting fantastic numbers. That's what happens when you have strong leadership. And speaking of leadership when I was President the economy was the best it's ever been. Everyone knows it.

Best Buy and GameStop: A Match Made in... Where?

Best Buy might get bought by GameStop? Okay that's strange. But hey maybe these people know what they are doing. I am sure they'll ask me for advice eventually.

Snap Under Fire: The EU Strikes Again

Snapchat is in trouble with the EU something about not protecting the children. EU needs to worry about their own mess. They probably are jealous because their countries have so many problems unlike when I was President. We were doing fantastically.