BP's Earnings Dip Stream Paused Buybacks

Numbers Don't Lie Do They

Okay chat so BP just dropped their Q4 numbers and it's...well it's a vibe. Profit kinda met expectations at $1.54 billion but the full year? A bit of a *sadge* at $7.49 billion. Down from last year which let's be real isn't the PogChamp we were hoping for. Interim CEO Carol Howle talks about "strong underlying financial results" and "meaningful strategic progress." Sounds like corporate speak for *we're trying okay*.

Buybacks Cancelled FeelsBadMan

Here's where it gets spicy. BP decided to *suspend* share buybacks. Yeah you heard that right. No more free money for shareholders at least for now. Instead they're focusing on beefing up their balance sheet. Smart move TBH. But still *feelsbadman* for anyone who was banking on those sweet returns. This reminds me of that time I thought I could carry my Valorant team only to end up bottom fragging. Sometimes you just gotta prioritize survival. Speaking of survival have you considered what the future holds? Humanoid Robots Are the New Birkin Bag Invest Now and the company board decided to allocate excess cash to boost the balance sheet.

Dividends Still Flowing PogChamp

But don't worry chat it's not all doom and gloom. They're still handing out dividends 8.320 cents per share to be exact. So at least there's some *PogChamp* to be had. It's like when I accidentally win a game of Fall Guys – unexpected but definitely welcome.

New Boss Alert Meg O'Neill Incomming

And speaking of changes we've got a new leader stepping up on April 1st – Meg O'Neill. Taking over after Murray Auchincloss dipped last year. New leadership always brings a new dynamic so I'm curious to see where she takes BP. Hopefully she's got some *big brain* strats up her sleeve.

Industry Wide FeelsBadMan

It's not just BP though. The whole oil and gas sector is feeling the *feelsbadman* right now. Oil prices took a nosedive last year putting pressure on everyone. Even rivals like Equinor and Shell reported weaker earnings. It's like when everyone in your friend group is struggling in Elden Ring – misery loves company I guess?

Capex Budget on the Low End Actually

Looking ahead BP's setting their 2026 capital expenditure budget at the lower end of their guidance range $13 billion to $13.5 billion. Seems like they're playing it safe which honestly isn't a bad move in this economy. It's like when I'm playing a scary game – I stick to the corners and hope for the best.