Jamie Dimon Sees Middle East Peace After Iran War A Trumpian Take

A Beautiful Thing is Happening

Folks let me tell you Jamie Dimon gets it. He really does. Everyone's talking about the Iran war doom and gloom. But Jamie great guy very smart he's saying what I've been saying all along: there's a tremendous opportunity here. The best opportunity believe me. This whole situation it's like a puzzle and you know I love puzzles the best puzzles ever and now we have chance for peace beautiful peace and peace is good for everyone not just America although America First always but for everyone.

Everybody Wants Peace They Say

The fake news media they won't tell you this but Saudi Arabia the UAE Qatar even Israel they're all saying 'Mr. President we want peace. We're tired of the ballistic missiles the chaos the craziness.' And that's what I delivered folks the greatest peace deals anyone has ever seen everyone said so I won a Noble Peace Prize because of it even though they never gave it to me they should have given it to me. They are coming to the greatest leader in the world which is me. Read more on a similar yet different topic in this fascinating story Columbia Student Detained Echoes of Nostromo Dread.

The Best Deals For The Best People

Dimon's talking about foreign direct investment FDI very important very crucial. You can't have these countries building data centers and then boom missiles flying in. No one's going to invest in that everyone knows this. So we need stability we need security and we're going to get it. The best security in the world everyone's going to be impressed. And we will make the best deal as always.

A Complete and Total Resolution

They said I tweeted about a "complete and total resolution". And it's true believe me. We were talking the best talks very productive everyone agrees. Iran denied it? Well they would wouldn't they? They're very tough negotiators but I'm tougher. The best negotiator ever. We will get them to the table we will make a deal and it will be a beautiful deal just like everything else I do.

The Markets Love Me

And the markets they know what's up. They climbed Monday after my tweet. That's because they trust me they know I'm a winner. I'm the best thing that ever happened to the stock market. The greatest the most fabulous they love my deals and they are always the best. If it wasn't for me the markets will crash. I guarantee it.

Winning Winning Winning

So let the fake news say what they want. Jamie Dimon is right. I'm right. We're going to make this happen. We're going to have peace in the Middle East we're going to have booming economies and we're going to keep winning. Winning winning winning. You're going to get tired of winning I promise you. But we're never gonna stop.