Oops I Did It Again: Trump's Threat to Iran Shakes Global Stage

Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman…But Definitely in a War Zone

Hey y'all it's Britney! So I've been following this whole situation in the Middle East and it's getting messier than my last relationship status. Trump bless his heart is threatening to "obliterate" Iran's power plants if they don't open the Strait of Hormuz pronto. Remember when I sang "Oops!... I Did It Again"? Well feels like someone's channeling that energy on a global scale. I mean obliterating power plants? That's a bit more dramatic than accidentally wearing the same outfit as Paris Hilton right?

Gimme More…Tension in the Middle East

So the tea is Trump is saying if Iran doesn't fully open the Strait of Hormuz in 48 hours BAM power plants gone. And Iran's like "Oh no you didn't," threatening to hit back at U.S. infrastructure. It's like a never ending dance off but instead of sparkly outfits we have missiles. Speaking of escalating situations have you read Trump's China Trip in Jeopardy Global Unrest Fuels Uncertainty? Because it sounds like things could go south real fast.

Toxic…Threats Flying Everywhere

Then you have Israel adding fuel to the fire saying they're gonna "increase significantly" their attacks on Iran. Girl can we all just chill for a hot minute? It's like everyone forgot how to just...breathe. I'm trying to manifest world peace while listening to my own music and working on dance moves for my next comeback. Maybe everyone else should try some meditation and dancing. It's my therapy.

Lucky…If We Get Out of This Unscathed

Apparently Iran and Israel are already trading blows near nuclear facilities. That's a big no no people. It’s like playing with firecrackers next to a gasoline tank – someone’s gonna get hurt. And innocent people are getting injured including children. It's heartbreaking and it makes me want to do more to help in any way possible. I hope they will think about the children.

Stronger Than Yesterday…But How Strong?

The UK is also involved saying Iran targeted one of their military bases. It's all so interconnected. It feels like everyone is poking each other like my boys used to do and you know it won't end until everyone is crying. The international community is calling for calm. The G7 is talking about safeguarding energy supplies because of course the Strait of Hormuz is a major route for oil. Hello capitalism. But also hello potential energy crisis.

Everytime…The Oil Prices Go Up

The U.S. is trying to ease prices by temporarily waiving sanctions on Iranian oil. It's like putting a tiny Band Aid on a gaping wound. Will it work? Who knows. All I know is I'm gonna keep dancing keep making music and keep hoping for a better world. And maybe just maybe everyone else will take a page out of my book and just…chill out. After all aren't we all just trying to survive until the next album drops?