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Fundstrat's Tom Lee says the stock market is bouncing back like my mojo after a good cryo-nap, and he's got a groovy list of stocks to ride the wave! image

Yeah Baby! Tom Lee Says Stocks Are Back in the Groove, Ready for a V-Shaped Shagadelic Recovery!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Will Smith, as the Fresh Prince, breaks down why dividend-growing stocks are the real MVPs for investors looking to chill in a chaotic market, with tech and financials leading the charge. image

Yo, Check It! Dividend Stocks: The Fresh Prince's Guide to Not Getting Booty-Shaken by the Market!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:59
3 minutes to read

Reduced tariffs spark hope, but uncertainty looms as businesses brace for a potential surge in trade from China and navigate the choppy waters of fluctuating costs and unpredictable policies. image

Ay, Caramba! China Trade Deal: A Whisker Away from Disaster or a Purr-fect Opportunity?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:03
3 minutes to read

The Golden Arches are lookin' for 375,000 new buddies, and seem mighty friendly with the big cheese in charge. Is it just me, or does somethin' smell... fishy? image

Holy Guacamole! McDonald's is Hiring an Army This Summer!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

Google launches an AI Futures Fund to invest in AI startups, offering funding, resources, and access to AI models. Bender's got opinions...and a thirst for oil. image

Bender's Take: Google's Throwing Money at AI Startups - Can I Get Some?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
2 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore examines how a temporary tariff reduction has brought a surge in toy company stocks, offering a moment of levity in these turbulent times. image

Tariff Truce Brings Toy Joy: A Dumbledore's Eye View

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
3 minutes to read

Wall Street celebrates a truce in the trade war, leaving bears screaming 'TOASTY!' as the S&P 500 breaks through resistance levels. image

GET OVER HERE, BULL MARKET! S&P 500 SMASHES 200-DAY AVERAGE!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
2 minutes to read

A tentative U.S.-China trade deal sparks optimism, but will it last? Jackie Chan lends his comedic and action-packed perspective on Wall Street's latest rollercoaster. image

Wah! Trump and China: No More Mr. Nice Trade War? Jackie Chan's Take!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:34
2 minutes to read

Ace Ventura dives deep into the US-China trade kerfuffle, where Beijing's playing it cool like a cucumber, claiming victory and all that jazz! Could this BE any more interesting? image

ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! China Claims Victory in Trade Tango with Uncle Sam! Is This BIZARRO?!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
2 minutes to read

KindlyMD, a healthcare company focused on opioid addiction treatment, merges with Nakamoto Holdings and dives headfirst into the bitcoin world, promising a future where healthcare takes a backseat to crypto. image

Holy Bitcoin, KindlyMD! From Opioid Aid to Crypto Crusade!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
4 minutes to read