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Austin Powers investigates Microsoft's recent layoffs of 6,000 employees amidst record profits and AI successes. Is it a strategic move or a dastardly plot by Dr. Evil? image

Groovy Baby! Microsoft's Layoffs: Are They Feeling the Mojo or Just Plain Shagged Out?

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
2 minutes to read

The U.S. and China's trade truce brings temporary relief, but manufacturers are still sweating bullets over long-term risks and shifting supply chains. Word to your mutha! image

Tariff Tantrums! China and the U.S. Play Supply Chain Chicken (and My Wallet's Sweating!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:23
4 minutes to read

The Chinese battery giant is set to raise a whopping $4.6 billion in its Hong Kong listing, making it the largest globally this year. This cat's got some serious coin! image

Holy Frijoles! CATL's Hong Kong Listing is Bigger Than My Boots!

Wed 14 May, 2025 08:01
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Sony's stock jumps on a share buyback announcement and strong operating income, even with a sprinkle of Trump-related tariff woes. Looks like somebody's makin' waffles! image

Sony's Got That Donkey Magic! Shares Soar After Surprise Buyback!

Wed 14 May, 2025 09:36
3 minutes to read

Burberry's slashing jobs and tightening its belt, but Bender thinks they should just sell more trench coats to robots. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Duffel Bag: Burberry's Layoff Bonanza!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:31
3 minutes to read

Ultra-rich family offices are booming, but finding trusted money managers is proving to be a 'particularly nasty' challenge, leaving many feeling like they're battling a Basilisk without a sword. image

Goblet of Galleons: Family Offices Face a Magical Money Manager Shortage!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:21
3 minutes to read

Scorpion reports on the temporary trade truce between the U.S. and China, dissecting the deal with fiery wit and a healthy dose of Outworld cynicism. image

GET OVER HERE! U.S. and China Sheathe Swords (For Now): Is This Truce REAL or Just a Stage Fatality?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:17
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan shares his hilarious take on Databricks' acquisition of Neon for a cool billion, complete with action movie analogies and philosophical pondering. image

Holy Databricks! One BILLION Dollars?! Jackie Chan Reacts to the Tech World's Latest Kung Fu Move!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read

British businesses are sounding the alarm as the government tightens immigration rules, fearing labor shortages and a potential 'pet-demic' in essential sectors. Could it be...Satan? image

Alllllrighty Then! UK Immigration Crackdown Threatens to Unleash Pet-demic on Businesses!

Wed 14 May, 2025 05:51
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Tencent's first-quarter earnings, filled with gaming victories, AI adventures, and a dash of chip-related confusion. Just like trying to park my Mini! image

Tencent's Triumphs and Tech Troubles: A Bean's Eye View!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:06
3 minutes to read