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China's playing hardball with rare earth exports to the US, despite easing some trade restrictions. Sounds like someone needs a lawyer... Better Call Saul! image

China's Rare Earth Gambit: A 'Better Call Saul' Analysis of Trade Shenanigans!

Fri 16 May, 2025 01:16
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The stock market's soaring, trade deals are happening, but some folks like China and even Tim Cook need to understand who's the boss! It's me, the best deal maker! image

Wall Street is Winning Again, Folks! Making America Richer Than Ever!

Fri 16 May, 2025 01:09
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Japan's GDP shrinks, exports fall, and the Bank of Japan is scratching its head. Sounds like a job for the Chief! image

Japan's Economy Takes a Dive! Master Chief Investigates (And Makes Bad Puns)

Fri 16 May, 2025 01:19
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A new trade agreement between the U.K. and U.S. offers a glimmer of hope for automakers like BMW, but will it be enough to make them dance? image

U.K. and U.S. Auto Trade Deal: Is BMW About to Do the Carlton?

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:18
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Puss in Boots reports on Japan's unexpected economic stumble and the Bank of Japan's tightrope walk between growth concerns and inflation targets. Prepare for a thrilling ride! image

Ay Caramba! Is Japan's Economy About to Get the Boot?

Fri 16 May, 2025 00:10
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Sheldon Cooper dissects Alibaba's recent earnings report, highlighting the discrepancies, the AI ventures, and the sheer absurdity of market expectations, with a generous sprinkle of sarcasm and physics analogies. image

Bazinga! Alibaba's Earnings Report: A Sheldon Cooper Approved Analysis of Economic Instability!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:16
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Shrek here, reporting on how some swamp rats are using fancy new tech to trick folks, and the FBI's got its ogre-sized eyes on 'em. image

Somebody Once Told Me the FBI Was Worried 'Bout Deepfake Donkeys!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:16
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Iron Man reports on Coinbase's woes: SEC investigation into inflated user numbers, a potential $400 million ransom situation, and the ongoing quest for crypto dominance. image

Coinbase's Crypto Calamity: SEC Snoopin', User Bloatin', and a Ransom Note from the Digital Underworld!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:14
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The e-commerce giant's shares plummet after missing expectations, leaving investors feeling like they've been hit with a Rasengan of disappointment. image

Believe It! Alibaba's Earnings Take a Shadow Clone Jutsu Dive!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
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UnitedHealth Group's stock took a nosedive faster than me reaching for a donut, thanks to a DOJ investigation into possible Medicare fraud. Mmm, fraud! image

Doh! UnitedHealth in Deep Doo-Doo: Feds Investigatin' for Medicare Shenanigans!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:52
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