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Goku reports on how Norway's mega-fund wants the EU to ditch the complicated rules and power up its markets like a Super Saiyan transformation! image

Kamehame-HA! Norway's Moneyball Fund Blasts EU Red Tape!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:39
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A look at how a new U.S. tax provision might accelerate the exodus of European firms to American markets, analyzed with a hint of Gates-style skepticism and humor. image

Is Trump's Tax Bill Driving European Companies to the U.S.? My Two Cents.

Mon 09 June, 2025 06:54
3 minutes to read

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang believes AI is a 'great equalizer' because it allows anyone to program using natural language, making tech more accessible than ever. Like, is this my new favorite thing ever or what? image

AI is the New Birkin: Jensen Huang Says Everyone Can Code Now!

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:16
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is bullish on the UK's AI potential, promising increased investment and highlighting the country's rich AI community. Sounds like a good place to land a Starship, eh? image

Nvidia's Jensen Huang Thinks the UK is a Goldilocks Zone for AI Investment - My Take!

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:06
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Britain's FCA teams up with Nvidia, offering banks a 'Supercharged Sandbox' to safely experiment with AI, addressing privacy concerns and the 'success theater' surrounding financial AI innovations. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher... and Maybe an NVIDIA Chip: Banks Gamble on AI!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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Smithers, prepare the fainting couch! The Yanks are groveling to the Chinese in London over this ridiculous trade spat. Time to buy more yuan, I think. image

Excellent! Trump's Minions Beg China for Forgiveness! A Burns News Exclusive

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:39
2 minutes to read

China eases rare earth export restrictions for U.S. and European auto giants, averting potential production shutdowns. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Rare Earth Shortage! China Throws a Lifeline to Car Makers!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:57
2 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on Worldcoin's UK launch, questioning privacy and the quest for digital identity with a dash of swashbuckling skepticism. image

Ai Caramba! Is Worldcoin the Future or a Feline Fiasco?

Sun 08 June, 2025 23:01
3 minutes to read

A wild report on how discounted Chinese exports are impacting Asian economies, featuring deflationary pressures, trade tensions, and yours truly, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, on the case! image

Alllllrighty Then! Cheap Chinese Goods Flood Asia: Is It a 'China Shock' Sequel?

Mon 09 June, 2025 04:20
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the curious case of China-USA trade relations, where exports wobble, tariffs tumble (slightly), and everyone's blaming everyone else! Teddy's keeping a close eye... image

Wot's Going On? China-USA Trade Tango Turns Topsy-Turvy!

Mon 09 June, 2025 04:09
2 minutes to read