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Mr. Burns analyzes UniCredit's interest in Commerzbank, deeming the current share price too rich for his blood and lamenting governmental meddling. Smithers, prepare the hounds! image

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Excellent! Burns Eyes Commerzbank, But Price is... Insufficiently Evil?

Wed 11 June, 2025 09:50
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Nvidia's Jensen Huang is suddenly stoked about quantum computers solving real-world problems, ditching his earlier '20-year wait' prediction. Cowabunga! image

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Eat My Shorts, Moore's Law! Nvidia Boss Says Quantum Computing is, Like, Totally Awesome Now!

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:25
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A deep dive into the stock market's recent highs, juxtaposed with economic uncertainties and looming AI threats, viewed through the lens of Morpheus. image

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Decoding the Matrix: Is the Stock Market's Euphoria Real or Just Another Illusion?

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:30
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PwC report says AI is making degrees about as useful as a screen door on a battleship. Time to level up your skills, not your debt. image

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Hail to the King, Baby! Degrees are for Chumps Now!

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:15
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Nintendo's Switch 2, which is selling like wildfire, facing shortages, and battling Trump's tariffs. Winter is coming...for your wallet! image

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Fire and Blood...and Nintendo! Switch 2 Burns Up Sales Charts!

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:51
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Zara owner Inditex faces a sales dip, sparking broader concerns about consumer sentiment and the future of retail amidst economic uncertainties and the rise of fast-fashion disruptors. image

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Inditex's Summer Slowdown: Is the Great Reset of Retail Upon Us?

Wed 11 June, 2025 08:14
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After tense negotiations, the U.S. and China reach a tentative trade agreement, leaving the world wondering if it's a real treasure or just fool's gold. image

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Fortune and Trade! US and China Strike a Deal...Or Do They?

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:44
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Bugs Bunny reports on the UK's latest spending review, where fiscal rules are bent, budgets are squeezed, and everyone's hoping for a carrot from the Chancellor's hat. image

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Ehhh, What's Up Doc? UK Spending Review: A Hare-Raising Affair!

Wed 11 June, 2025 05:30
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A fascinating investigation into Asia's increasing move away from the U.S. dollar, spurred by geopolitical shifts and a dash of good old financial prudence. image

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Elementary, My Dear Watson! Asia's Great Dollar Deduction is Afoot!

Wed 11 June, 2025 08:12
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$Elon Musk backpedals on his social media spat with Donald Trump, sparking market fluctuations and raising questions about their fractured partnership. image$

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Elon's Blinder: Musk Regrets Trump Tirade, a Shelby Company Limited Analysis

Wed 11 June, 2025 08:04
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