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Professor Farnsworth dissects how geopolitical tensions are shaking up the markets, sending oil tankers soaring and airline stocks plummeting. image

Good News Everyone! Middle East Mayhem Boosts Shipping Stocks, While Airlines Experience Turbulence!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:55
4 minutes to read

Tensions rise in the Middle East as experts debate the possibility of Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz, a vital oil route, and Snoop Dogg drops some wisdom on the situation. image

Strait Up! Will Iran Block the Oil Flow? D-O-Double-G Weighs In

Fri 13 June, 2025 11:55
3 minutes to read

Israel's airstrikes on Iran send oil prices soaring, sparking fears of supply disruptions. Rambo weighs in, because why not? image

Oil Prices Explode! Rambo's Take on the Middle East Mayhem

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:26
3 minutes to read

Israel strikes Iran, killing military leaders and targeting nuclear facilities, prompting Iranian retaliation and fears of wider conflict; oil prices surge, stocks fall, and the world holds its breath as nuclear talks are off the table. It's all very... dramatic. And potentially lucrative for yours truly! image

Israel and Iran Face Off: A Very Evil Escalation of World Domination... I Mean, Peace!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:03
2 minutes to read

Following Israeli airstrikes on Iran's nuclear program, oil prices surge amid fears of Middle East supply disruptions. The Force is strong with this one, but will it lead to a new disturbance in the Force? image

The Empire Strikes Oil: Israel's Force Awakens on Iranian Nuclear Program

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Amidst geopolitical tensions, the U.S. dollar bounces back, proving that even in a doll's world, money talks...especially when things get a little Ken-fusing! image

Dollar Defies Gravity: Barbie's Take on the Market Mayhem!

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:10
3 minutes to read

Amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, world leaders scramble for restraint, while a certain Witcher muses on the futility of it all. image

Israel and Iran's Swords Clash: A Witcher's Take on Nuclear Flames and Diplomatic Games

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:10
2 minutes to read

A satirical look at China's control over rare earth elements and the West's feeble attempts to break free, penned by C. Montgomery Burns himself. image

Excellent! China's Rare Earth Grip: A Burnsian Perspective on Global Dominance

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:01
3 minutes to read

From Israeli airstrikes and Boeing crashes to rare earth reserves and Oracle's AI-fueled surge, the world is spinning faster than ever. Time to prep for the inevitable. image

Judgment Day Just Got Closer: Iran Strike, Boeing Crash, and the Tech Boom – Are We There Yet?

Fri 13 June, 2025 06:30
3 minutes to read

Tensions in the Middle East Surge as Israel Strikes Iran, Sending Oil Prices Skyward and Investors into a Frenzy. image

Say Hello to Higher Gas Prices! Israel and Iran Throw Down, Oil Market Gets Nervous!

Fri 13 June, 2025 08:25
4 minutes to read