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Canada Goose defies economic doom, stock prices go up, up, UP! Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out what a fiscal quarter is. image

Holy Crap! Canada Goose Stock Soars Like Brian Off Lois's Cooking!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:46
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Donald Duck reports on Etihad Airways confidently navigating Boeing's delivery delays with a massive new aircraft order, proving they're tougher than a three-day-old bread crust! image

Aw, Phooey! Boeing's Wingding Woes? Etihad Says, 'So What!'

Wed 21 May, 2025 14:12
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Forrest Gump reports on how the European Central Bank is scratching its head over whether US assets are now like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get – thanks to all them tariffs. image

ECB Says 'Stupid is as Stupid Does' for US Assets After Trump Tariffs

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:26
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Target's full-year sales outlook slashed amidst economic woes, backlash, and leadership shakeups. Can they stick the landing, or is this their last stand? image

Target Down! Retailer Takes a Plasma Grenade to Sales Forecasts

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:07
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Xpeng's shares are playing leapfrog after crushing earnings expectations, but can they outrun the Bat... er, competition? image

Why So Serious? Xpeng's Electric Dreams Get a Jolt!

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
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Marks & Spencer faces a cyberattack that could slash annual profits by almost a third, turning tasty treats into digital defeat! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! M&S Gets Hacked: A Pet Detective's Take on Digital Doggie Doo!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, offers her fiery insights on the latest market trends, from AI subscriptions to farm minister scandals in Japan. image

AI Winter is NOT Coming: Your Khaleesi's Take on Tech, Tariffs, and Robotaxis!

Wed 21 May, 2025 06:30
4 minutes to read

British inflation unexpectedly rises to 3.5% in April, exceeding forecasts and raising questions about the Bank of England's future policy decisions amidst global economic shifts. image

UK Inflation Defies Gravity: A Temporary Glitch in the Great Reset or a Sign of Things to Come?

Wed 21 May, 2025 07:08
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Bugs Bunny reports on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's claim that U.S. AI chip export controls to China were a flop, leading to unexpected consequences. Could this be a case of 'Ain't I a stinker' for the U.S.? image

Eh, What's Up With Uncle Sam's Chip Chop?

Wed 21 May, 2025 05:28
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Sherlock Holmes investigates the fragile US-China trade agreement, uncovering potential pitfalls and strategic posturing. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson: The US-China Trade Truce - A Game of Shadows?

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:38
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