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Rocky Balboa reports on the Trump Organization's new mobile phone plan and smartphone, blending humor, satire, and a touch of South Philly grit. image

Yo Adrian! Trump's Throwin' Punches in the Phone Biz with 'Trump Mobile'!

Mon 16 June, 2025 14:07
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Israeli defense firms face blocked booths at the Paris Air Show amid escalating tensions and political disputes. Did someone say 'content'? image

French Kiss-Off: Israel's Defense Tech Gets Canceled at Paris Air Show! Is Macron a Horde Player?

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:06
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Market analysts warn global investors are underestimating the impact of the Israel-Iran conflict, potentially leading to significant economic repercussions. Let's hope the market doesn't end up like my Squid Game contestants! image

IS THIS THE END?! Israel-Iran Conflict Could CRASH the Stock Market!

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:33
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Despite escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, global markets remain surprisingly calm, leading some to question whether the potential impact is being underestimated. Is this peace, or merely the calm before the machines rise? image

Middle East Mayhem: Markets Shrug While 2B Prepares for the Real Apocalypse

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:33
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Consumer confidence in China is dwindling as stagnant income and a shaky economy make people hoard their cash like it's the last neuralyzer on Earth. image

China's Consumer Spending Sings the Blues: Is This the End of Retail as We Know It?

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:48
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Consumer confidence in China is wobbling as people hoard cash instead of splurging, triggering economic jitters. Agent J investigates the root causes and potential solutions. image

China's Economy Got the Neuralyzer Blues: Spending Slumps and Savings Surge

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:48
3 minutes to read

As Israel and Iran trade blows, 007 investigates the market's reaction and the potential for a global powder keg. image

License to Kill Tensions? Israel and Iran's High-Stakes Game of Missiles and Markets

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:16
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As Israel and Iran exchange fiery greetings, the world watches with bated breath as oil prices dance and markets shrug. Will this be a shaken, not stirred, situation, or a full-blown 'You Only Live Twice' scenario? image

License to Kill… the Markets? Tehran and Tel Aviv's Tango of Terror

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:16
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Homer Simpson reports on the G7 summit where leaders grapple with trade wars, Ukraine, and whether Trump is friend or foe. Mmm, global challenges. image

Doh! Trump's Trade Tariffs Threaten Global Donut Supply at G7 Summit!

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:46
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Ragnar Lothbrok muses on the recent skirmishes in the Middle East and the fluctuating price of black gold, questioning the gods and mortals involved. image

Ragnar's Rant: Oil Prices and Gods of War in the East!

Mon 16 June, 2025 10:17
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