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Canada Goose stock gets its groove back after a stellar earnings report, but macroeconomic uncertainty throws a shag carpet into their fiscal 2026 plans. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Canada Goose Soars Like My Mojo After Earnings Beat, But Uh Oh, Uncertainty!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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Trump's missile defense plan could send certain defense stocks soaring higher than Jazz's ego, but is it all just a Bel-Air mirage? image

Golden Dome, Golden Opportunity? Will These Stocks Make You Filthy Rich, Yo?

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:23
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LVMH's CEO urges the EU to negotiate with the U.S. to avoid tariffs and protect jobs, drawing inspiration from Britain's approach, hoping to wield his influence and contacts. image

Arnault's Plea: Can Europe Charm Trump Like Puss Charms Senorita?

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:56
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Donkey breaks down Bitcoin's record-breaking surge, complete with macro cauldrons, stablecoins, and maybe even a dragon's hoard! image

Bitcoin Hits All-Time High: Is This Thing On?! Donkey Explains!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:16
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Even with a bit of 'macroeconomic uncertainty,' Canada Goose is proving they're not just about winter coats anymore, and honestly, I'm here for it! image

Canada Goose Soars! Like, Literally Taking Flight, Dolls!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:45
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Taylor Swift dives into the political fray as House Republicans struggle to pass Trump's tax bill before the Memorial Day deadline, featuring some serious 'Bad Blood' and maybe a little 'Shake It Off.' image

Tax Bill Drama: Will They or Won't They? My Take on the Capitol Hill Chaos

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
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Microsoft, with a little help from global law enforcement and tech pals, took down the Lumma Stealer malware, preventing it from stealing our hard-earned coins and passwords. Toxic, I know! image

Oops!... They Did It Again! Microsoft & Friends Smashing Malware Like My Dance Moves!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:01
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Even the Man of Steel can't stop market fluctuations! Bitcoin soars to a new high, then faces a slight dip amidst economic turbulence. Is this a bird, is this a plane, or just another volatile day in crypto? image

Up, Up, and...Slightly Down? Bitcoin's Kryptonite Moment!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:25
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OpenAI buys Jony Ive's AI startup 'io' for a staggering $6.4 billion, boosting its hardware game and design horsepower in the AI race. image

OpenAI Supercharges Its Ride: Jony Ive's $6.4 Billion AI Pit Stop!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:49
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Lara Croft reports on Google's resurrection of smart glasses with AI, a new partnership with Warby Parker, and Sergey Brin's promise to avoid past failures. Will it be a treasure or another dusty relic? image

Google Glass Returns From the Crypt: Brin Says 'This Time It's Different,' or So He Claims!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:12
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