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Chinese EV maker Xpeng sees shares soar after impressive earnings report and optimistic Q2 revenue forecast, hinting at a possible shift in the tides of the hypercompetitive electric vehicle market. image

Xpeng's Electric Surge: Not All Who Wander Are Lost (Especially with Autonomous Driving!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:50
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Lara Croft delves into the recent market sell-off triggered by debt fears, rising Treasury yields, and the potential fallout from Trump's economic policies, all while keeping an eye on Bitcoin's surge and OpenAI's latest acquisition. image

U.S. Markets Tumble: Is the American Economy Headed for a Tomb? Lara Croft Investigates!

Thu 22 May, 2025 02:25
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Walmart announces plans to cut 1,500 jobs, impacting tech, e-commerce, and advertising, leading MrBeast to ponder a grand act of philanthropy... or a really big shopping spree. image

Walmart's Cutting Jobs?! Time for a MrBeast-Style Rescue Mission?

Wed 21 May, 2025 23:22
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Former Apple design guru Jony Ive joins forces with OpenAI to create a new generation of AI hardware, potentially threatening Apple's reign. image

Glory to Mankind? Jony Ive Teams Up with OpenAI to Overthrow Apple!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:38
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Nike's grand return to Amazon, bringing more kicks to your jutsu! image

Believe It! Nike and Amazon Team Up Again: A Shinobi's Guide to Shopping!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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House Republicans are battling over Trump's tax bill, and markets are tumbling faster than I can fly! Can they unite before Memorial Day, or will this bill vanish faster than Steve Trevor in a fighter plane? image

Is Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Tax Bill Doomed? Even Wonder Woman Is Confused!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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Nike increases prices on footwear and apparel due to tariffs, but Doctor Evil suspects a deeper, more sinister plot... possibly involving sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! image

Nike Hikes Prices! Is This My Evil Plan Finally Coming to Fruition? Mwahahaha!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:38
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Senator Shaheen urges President Trump to ensure Elon Musk and DOGE employees don't misuse government data for personal gain, raising concerns over potential conflicts of interest and the protection of sensitive information. image

Elon Musk Under Scrutiny: Senator Shaheen Questions Data Security in Trump-Era DOGE Project!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:19
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Jony Ive's new partnership with OpenAI signals a significant shift in the tech landscape, potentially challenging Apple's dominance with innovative AI hardware. A most intriguing development. image

Fascinating! Ive and OpenAI Forge Alliance to Potentially Disrupt Apple's Reign

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:05
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Canada Goose stock gets its groove back after a stellar earnings report, but macroeconomic uncertainty throws a shag carpet into their fiscal 2026 plans. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Canada Goose Soars Like My Mojo After Earnings Beat, But Uh Oh, Uncertainty!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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