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Elon Musk's AI company, xAI, secures a hefty $5 billion in debt despite lukewarm investor enthusiasm. Will it be a Stewie-level genius move or a Brian-esque existential crisis? image

Giggity! Elon's xAI Gets $5 Billion...But Is It Enough To Buy A Whole Case Of Pawtucket Patriot Ale?

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:09
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Donald Duck reports on Hasbro's latest round of job cuts amid tariff troubles and a changing toy market. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, this ain't good! image

Aw, Phooey! Hasbro's Got the Blues Again! Layoffs Hit the Toy Biz!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:24
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Retail sales stumble, Trump jets early, and Treasury yields are lower than Bubba Gump's shrimp prices on a Tuesday afternoon. image

Treasury Yields Take a Dive: Is the Economy Playing Hide-and-Seek?

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:30
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A Zuck-esque breakdown of the Federal Reserve's upcoming policy meeting, complete with tariff anxieties, inflation whispers, and the White House's not-so-subtle nudges. image

Decoding the Fed: Will They Cut or Won't They? (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
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A Zuck-esque take on the Federal Reserve's upcoming policy meeting, dissecting potential rate cuts, tariff impacts, and Powell's poker face. image

Decoding the Fed: Will They Dare to Cut Rates This Year?

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
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Japan's exports take a dip, prompting concerns over economic stability and trade relations, particularly with the U.S. and China. Is this a crisis, or just a challenge to be faced with order and responsibility? image

Japan's Export Blues: Clean Your Room, Then Fix Your Trade Deficit!

Wed 18 June, 2025 00:21
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Federal Reserve officials are set to discuss interest rates amid tariff impacts and Middle East tensions, signaling potential market shifts but immediate action remains unlikely. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride. image

Fed on the Edge Survival Mode or Rate Cut Rescue Mission

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the escalating tensions between the US, Iran, and Israel, with a Viking twist. image

Trump's Threat: Surrender, Khamenei, or Face the Wrath of America! Is This the End?

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:15
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Ace Ventura dives into the AI boom with a look at Credo Technology, a high-speed connectivity company, analyzing its potential for HUGE growth. SHIKAKA! image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! Credo Tech's Stock is Talking to Me! (And It's Saying 'To the Moon!')

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:15
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After a spot of bother involving a plane going 'splat,' Air India gets a once-over, and it seems things are... mostly... tickety-boo! image

Holy Haberdashery! Air India Gets a Bean-Sized Safety Check!

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:43
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