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Bart Simpson reports on Bitcoin's wild ride to $112,000, fueled by rich dudes and maybe even Principal Skinner investing! image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Bitcoin Goes Bonkers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:22
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Austin Powers investigates the unsettling wobble in transportation stocks and what it might mean for the future, groovy or otherwise. image

Yeah Baby, the Economy's Shagadelic...or is it?

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:11
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The Trump administration is throwing shade at Harvard, blocking future international students and threatening current ones over claims of anti-Americanism and antisemitism. Is this a case of 'Parents Just Don't Understand' or is there more to the story? image

Yo, Harvard's in Hot Water! Trump Admin Says 'Talk to the Hand!' to Int'l Students!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:42
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The Trump administration is throwing shade at Harvard, blocking new international students and threatening current ones over claims of anti-Americanism and worse. Things just got real, real bad! image

Yo, Harvard's In Hot Water! Trump Admin Says 'Talk to the Hand!' to Int'l Students

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:42
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The Trump administration bans Harvard from enrolling international students, citing 'pro-terrorist conduct' – is this real life, or just another episode of Keeping Up? image

OMG! Harvard Got Canceled?! Like, Literally Unbelievable!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:22
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A judge slaps down the Trump Administration's plan to downsize the Education Department, saving over 1,300 jobs! Fred Flinstone reports live from Bedrock! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Judge Saves School Jobs From Trump's Axe!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:18
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Barclays CEO warns of trade policy challenges for Europe, but Wonder Woman sees an opportunity for truth, justice, and a little bit of lasso-twirling to set things straight. image

Tariff Troubles? Wonder Woman Says, 'Enough is Enough! Time for Some Amazonian Diplomacy!'

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:22
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Dr. Evil reports on how airline delivery delays are impacting summer travel plans and ponders if this is all Austin Powers' fault. image

Boeing and Airbus Delivery Delays! I Blame Austin Powers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:22
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Chinese tech giant Xiaomi challenges Apple's dominance with a cheaper, chip-enhanced phone and ambitious R&D investments, sparking competition in both mobile and automotive sectors. image

Xiaomi's Chip Shot at Apple: Is This the Beginning of the End, or Just a New Bot in Town?

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:04
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Rising U.S. Treasury yields and a potential credit downgrade are causing market watchers to question the safety of American government bonds, as investors consider emerging market alternatives. image

U.S. Treasury Yields Surge: Is America Headed for an Emerging Market Trap?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:18
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