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The world's a stage, and this time, it's set for an oil price apocalypse as the US gets cozy with the Iran-Israel feud. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Why So Serious? Oil Prices Poised to Explode Amidst US-Iran-Israel Tango!

Mon 23 June, 2025 03:17
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Amidst U.N. Security Council turmoil and condemnations, Geralt of Rivia offers his grimly humorous perspective on the escalating tensions in the Middle East, where fairy tales and obliteration are the new normal. image

U.S. Obliterates Iranian Nuclear Sites, World Holds Its Breath: Geralt's Take on the Impending Doom!

Sun 22 June, 2025 21:20
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Montgomery Burns reports on how recent geopolitical events are creating lucrative opportunities for his airline, while expressing disdain for safety concerns and stranded travelers. image

Excellent! Burns Air to Benefit from Middle East Flight Chaos!

Mon 23 June, 2025 02:09
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Trump promised no new wars, then totally pulled a 'Sideshow Bob' on Iran's nuclear program. Stocks are doing the 'Nelson' laugh, and oil's gone cuckoo-bananas! image

Eat My Shorts, Iran! Trump Bombs Nuclear Sites (Like, Literally!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 01:16
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Forget threats and bribes! Learn how to communicate with your kids like a master, turning defiance into cooperation with these simple phrase shifts – Jackie Chan style! image

From 'Because I Said So' to 'Let's Talk': Jackie Chan's Guide to Kung Fu Parenting (Without the Kung Fu!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:56
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Forget threats and bribes! This article, reviewed by yours truly, Jackie Chan, unveils the secrets to making kids WANT to listen, turning your home into a harmonious (and slightly less chaotic) dojo. image

Waah! No More 'Because I Said So!' Jackie Chan's Guide to Taming Tiny Tornados (Without the Kung Fu)

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:56
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Ace Ventura investigates Bitcoin's recent dip below $99,000 amidst Middle East tensions and inflation fears, asking: Is this a hedge gone wild, or just another crypto mood swing? image

Allllllrighty Then! Bitcoin Takes a Dive – Geopolitical Jitters or Just Crypto Being Crypto?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
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Ace Ventura investigates Bitcoin's recent dip below $99,000 amidst geopolitical tensions and inflation fears, leaving crypto investors feeling a little 'losing-their-shit'! image

Alllllrighty Then! Bitcoin Does a Faceplant: Middle East Mayhem and Inflation Nightmares!

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
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Mr. Bean reports on how Australia's bond market is becoming a hot pick as investors ditch the US dollar, potentially leading to a 'major impact' on pricing. Oh, and Teddy might need a new passport. image

Crikey! Aussie Bonds to the Rescue! Teddy's Going Down Under?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:05
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Mr. Bean reports on how Australia's bond market is becoming a surprising hotspot as investors lose faith in the American dollar, leading to some very interesting financial shenanigans. Perhaps even more interesting than watching paint dry! image

Teddy's Big Adventure Down Under: Australia's Bond Market Steals America's Thunder!

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:05
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