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H&M sees a slight sales boost, but ain't promising no Krusty Burgers on the cheap thanks to those pesky tariffs. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, H&M! Sales Up But Prices May Get Doh-ier!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:03
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Austin Powers investigates why Citi and Bank of America are saying 'No way, baby!' to some of Europe's hottest defense stocks after a year of shagadelic gains. image

Groovy, Baby, Yeah! Are European Defense Stocks About to Lose Their Mojo?

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:55
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Ant Group's AQ app uses AI to connect users with doctors and medical advice, potentially bringing a taste of Chinese healthcare innovation to the world. Talk about movin' on up! image

Yo, Check It! Alipay's New AI Doc App: Gettin' Fresh with Health Care in China!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:20
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Puss in Boots reports on the NATO summit where defense spending soared, but the real fireworks were between Trump and Rutte, leaving everyone wondering 'What in the world?!' image

Holy Frijoles! Trump and Rutte's 'Daddy' Bromance Steals NATO Show!

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:02
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The British pound is feeling itself, hitting levels not seen since before I knew Shrek! But is it genuine strength, or just the dollar doing a face-plant? Let's get to the bottom of this swampy situation! image

Pound Power! Is It Really the Donkey Winning the Race, or Just the Other Horses Tripping Over Themselves?

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:46
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The Trump Organization mysteriously removes the 'Made in USA' claim from its new T1 smartphone, raising eyebrows and sparking speculation. I'm gonna go build my own phone, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the phone! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass: Trump Phone Ditches 'Made in USA' Claim!

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:26
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The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs despite trade wars and geopolitical tensions. I'm here to tell you why that's both impressive and slightly terrifying. image

S&P 500 Time Warp: Chuck Norris Explains Why the Market's Acting Like It's 2024

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:49
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Swedish clothing giant H&M sees a sales increase, but consumer caution and potential price hikes loom like a Nibblonian shadow. image

H&M's Summer Sales Sparkle, But Are We All Just Space Brains?

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:06
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OpenAI raises concerns about Zhipu AI, a Beijing-backed company, potentially leading China's global AI ambitions and challenging US dominance. image

Wake Up, Neo: OpenAI Unveils China's AI Matrix!

Thu 26 June, 2025 07:34
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Indiana Jones investigates H&M's disappointing Q2 sales, facing off against Zara, Shein, and the perils of fast fashion. Will they find the treasure, or just more cheaply made T-shirts? image

H&M's Summer Sales Slump! Fortune and Glory...Or Just Another Clearance Rack?

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:18
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