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BYD beats Tesla in European electric vehicle sales for the first time, marking a significant shift in the automotive market. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! BYD Overtakes Tesla in Europe, Leaving Elon in the Dust!

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:55
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BYD surpasses Tesla in European electric vehicle sales, marking a significant shift in the automotive market despite tariffs and political headwinds. This is almost as exciting as when I finally managed to replace Brian's sherry with mouthwash. image

BYD Eats Tesla's Lunch in Europe: A Diaper-Wearing Genius's Take

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:55
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Apple's bending over backward in China, offering more trade-in cash for old iPhones. It's about time they give ME a discount, respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting an iPhone (For Cheaper!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:45
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the growing geopolitical tensions in the Arctic, where Russia's frosty grip is being challenged by the West's awakening interest. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Russia Might Be: A Wizard's Eye on the Arctic Chill

Fri 23 May, 2025 05:04
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Disney's-a suing YouTube over executive hire! Someone's-a gonna get squashed! image

It's-a Him! Disney vs. YouTube! Mama Mia!

Fri 23 May, 2025 04:02
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Amidst ongoing tensions, the U.S. and China engage in high-level talks, hinting at potential trade de-escalation and a cautious approach to stabilizing relations. Will they find common ground, or is this just another wild goose chase? image

US and China: Is a Trade Truce Brewing or Just Another Ancient Artifact?

Fri 23 May, 2025 04:10
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Captain America dissects the new tax bill, Supreme Court's Fed protection ruling, AI advancements, and the complexities of India's manufacturing rise, all while asking: What would Peggy do? image

Trump's Tax Bill: Is It a 'Big, Beautiful' Dream or a Red Skull Scheme?

Fri 23 May, 2025 01:23
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Kazakhstan's Borat reports on the United States and China agreeing to talk, even if they still argue like my neighbors fighting over who owns the best chicken. image

CHINESE AND AMERICANS TALK! Maybe Friends? Or Still Like Wrestling Bear?

Fri 23 May, 2025 01:56
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Pokimane breaks down the Supreme Court's recent ruling, hinting at special protection for the Federal Reserve while keeping the door open for presidential power plays elsewhere. Is this real life, or is this just fantasy? image

Supreme Court Flexes on Trump, But is the Fed Still Safe? Asking For a Friend

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:03
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The Supreme Court hints at protecting Federal Reserve board members from presidential firing, while allowing Trump to remove members of other federal agencies. It's messy, complicated, and honestly, makes my brain hurt more than a bad VALORANT game. image

Supreme Court Says 'Hold Up!' to Trump Firing Fed Board Members... Kinda? Is this even NEWS?

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:03
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