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The U.S. is introducing fees on Chinese-built ships to level the playing field. Will this jutsu work, or will it backfire like one of my early Rasengans? image

Believe It! USA Slaps Fees on China's Ships! Is This the Start of a Real-Life Ninja War?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:45
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According to one venture capitalist, economic uncertainty and potential recessions present golden opportunities for savvy investors to buy low and profit from forced sellers, especially in secondary markets. A look into the mind of a genius during times of financial chaos. image

Recession? Bring It On! The Mad Scientist's Guide to Making Fortunes in a Downturn!

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:07
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Jinx reports on the snooze-fest that is the global market today. Inflation's up, markets are closed, and everyone's basically just standing around. BORING! image

Markets Flat? More Like Markets FLOP! Is Anyone Having Fun?

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:11
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Goku reports on Japan's inflation woes, U.S. trade tariffs, and the Bank of Japan's potential power-up plans...or lack thereof! It's all about the numbers! image

Japan's Economy Going Super Saiyan...Or Not?! Inflation Report Inside!

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:41
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Google faces antitrust rulings and AI competition, threatening its dominance in search and advertising. Will the gods favor their survival? image

Odin's Beard! Is Google Going the Way of Ragnar Lothbrok?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:55
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Austin Powers reports on Goldman Sachs' prediction that call buying could be a shagadelic strategy this earnings season, highlighting potential stock rockets like Thermo Fisher, Disney, and Salesforce. image

Groovy Gains! Are These Stocks About to Get Their Mojo Back, Baby!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
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Netflix's Q1 2025 earnings report shows a major beat with revenue up 13%, but they're ditching the subscriber count? Word? image

Netflix Just Pulled a Carlton! Did They Really Just Do That?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Taylor Swift breaks down how Treasury yields are reacting to the Fed's inflation concerns and potential economic drama – all while dropping Easter eggs, obvi! image

OMG! Jerome Powell Just Threw Shade at... Tariffs?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 17:57
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Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company defies tariff headwinds with surprisingly strong earnings, leaving analysts singing its praises and Britney wondering if she should invest! image

Oops! I Did It Again! TSMC Shakes Off Tariffs Like They're Just Bad Paparazzi!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:35
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Netflix's Q1 earnings report marks a strategic shift, focusing on revenue over subscriber numbers amidst a turbulent market where traditional media companies are struggling, but Netflix remains relatively stable. How can they do it?! image

Netflix Ditches Subscriber Counts Are They Kryptonite Proof?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:00
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