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Senate shenanigans over a massive spending bill remind Ripley of corporate greed and bureaucratic incompetence. Will this be another LV-426? image

Another Day, Another Bureaucratic Nightmare: They're At It Again, People!

Sun 29 June, 2025 03:55
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Elon Musk's fiery opposition to a Senate bill, questioning its wisdom and impact on the future. image

A Shadow of Insanity: Musk Battles the Senate's Destructive Decree

Sun 29 June, 2025 00:21
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Central bankers gather in Sintra as global uncertainty looms, leaving even a princess wondering if she should invest in rupees or arrows. image

Hyrule's Economic Forecast: Will Ganon's Geoeconomics Doom Us All?

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:06
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France invests big in Eutelsat to rival Starlink, but the climb to satellite supremacy looks steeper than scaling Mount Beanpole! image

Mama Mia! France Bets Big on Space Race, But Can Eutelsat Jump High Enough to Catch Starlink?

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:08
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Borat investigates how tariffs and trade wars are making American prices go 'high five!' while shelves are looking emptier than my fridge after a visit from Azamat. image

U.S. Economy Doing the Chicken Dance: Prices Up, Inventory Down, Very Nice!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:52
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Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on Tesla's autonomous delivery, questioning the hype and wondering if he should invest in a robot chauffeur. image

Siiii! Ronaldo Reacts to Tesla's Driverless Delivery – Is Elon Trying to Steal My Thunder?

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:51
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Dr. Jeffrey Bland, the 'father of functional medicine,' shares his secrets for a long and healthy life, proving that real-world wellness trumps virtual reality. image

Decoding the Matrix: Functional Medicine Guru's Guide to a Healthy Life (and Why It's Not the Metaverse)

Sat 28 June, 2025 15:00
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James Bond investigates whether paying someone else to do your laundry is worth the cost, weighing the financial and emotional impact of convenience. image

License to Launder: 007's Guide to Outsourcing Your Dirty Secrets (and Clothes)

Sat 28 June, 2025 13:00
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Some smart guy says all this AI stuff is gonna make us rich, and even replace some of us! D'oh! image

Mmm...Trillions! AI Investments are Making Doughnuts, Er, Money!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:48
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Bank of America analysts have highlighted five stocks—Apple, Hinge Health, Roku, Datadog, and Jabil—as having significant growth potential in the second half of the year. But will these stocks deliver, or are they just a load of bollocks? image

Bank of America's Stock Picks: Are They Worth the Hype, or Just Another Idiot Sandwich?

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:44
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