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Inflation cools, but trade war heats up! A chaotic week leaves markets reeling and Apple scrambling. Can negotiations save us from economic devastation? image

Tariffgeddon! Is Trump's Trade War About to Turn Our Economy Into Scrap Metal?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 01:04
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Hedge funds scrambling to cover their shorts triggered a historic stock market rally, leaving everyone wondering what's next. Like, is my Birkin bag still a good investment? image

OMG! Did Short Squeezes Just Break the Internet?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:27
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy discusses how Trump's tariffs may impact third-party sellers and consumers, with potential price increases looming and strategic adjustments underway. image

Amazon Freaking Out Over Tariffs! Is This the End of Cheap Doge Merch?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:47
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A look at how increased tariffs on Chinese imports are impacting Apple and the potential price hikes on their products. image

Apple's in a Pickle! Will Tariffs Turn iPhones into Extinction Events?

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:34
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The US slaps sanctions on Iranian oil trading networks, including a China-based terminal, right before direct talks, leaving experts scratching their heads. Is this diplomacy or a survival challenge? image

Sanctions EXPLODE! Will Iran and China Survive Trump's Oil Blitzkrieg?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 23:29
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A Viking's take on the recent stock market volatility and the uncertainty surrounding trade tariffs, questioning whether even the gods can predict the economic seas. image

Odin's Fury! Wall Street Plunges as Tariff Truce Crumbles!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:03
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Tesla's volatile week continues with a significant stock drop amidst tariff concerns and market uncertainty. The gods are displeased! image

Tesla Stock CRASHES! Is This the END of Elon Musk's Empire?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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The US Dollar faces its biggest drop since 2022 amidst trade policy concerns, leaving investors wondering if it can survive Chuck Norris' economic roundhouse kick. image

Is the US Dollar Really Weaker Than Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:10
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Leela reports on President Trump's colossal tariffs on China, potentially plunging the world into an economic dark age rivaling the pre-robot era. image

Earthicans Prepare for the Great Trade War of 3024! Is This the End of Slurm?

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:50
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Global bond yields wobble after Trump's tariff policy U-turn, leaving investors dizzy and economists scratching their heads. Is this just a temporary pause or a sign of a bigger game plan? image

Trump's Tariff Tango! Did He Just Score an Own Goal on the Bond Market?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:57
3 minutes to read