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A satirical take on the Bank of England's confusion over Donald Trump's tariffs and their potential impact on UK inflation, with a dash of Dogecoin-level unpredictability. image

Trump's Tariffs and the Mad Hatter's Tea Party! Will UK Inflation Survive?

Sat 12 April, 2025 09:33
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Mortgage rates spike to 7.1%, the highest since February, amidst tariff turmoil and shaky consumer confidence. Time to drink your own urine and find a cheaper cave! image

Mortgage Rates Hit Survival Mode! Can Your Wallet Survive?

Fri 11 April, 2025 19:25
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Ragnar Lothbrok reviews the possibility of a 'Made in the USA' iPhone and questions its practicality and cost, drawing parallels to the challenges and absurdities of conquering new lands. image

Odin's Beard Will You Pay $3500 For An iPhone?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:35
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Taiwan engages in tariff talks with the U.S., offering zero-tariff regime and increased investments, hoping to forge a strong economic alliance against the looming shadow of China. image

Taiwan Begs US for Trade Deal! Will America Answer Their Plea?

Sat 12 April, 2025 06:34
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A dozen former OpenAI employees support Elon Musk's lawsuit, questioning the company's shift to a for-profit model, claiming it violates its original mission. Ha! Mission! image

Ex-OpenAI Staffers Spill the Beans! Is This the End of the AI Joke?

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:24
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Meta appoints Dina Powell McCormick, former Trump advisor, to its board, raising eyebrows and questions about the company's political alignment. Plus, a billionaire's new mansion...Gotham's real estate market is suddenly looking reasonable. image

Meta Adds Trump Ally to Board! Is Zuckerberg Building a Bat-Signal for the White House?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:32
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A recent glitch in U.S. Customs systems caused chaos and confusion regarding new tariffs, leaving shippers scrambling and questioning the administration's ability to handle its own policies. image

A Glitch in the Tariff Force! Has the Empire Struck Out?

Sat 12 April, 2025 00:17
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A glitch in U.S. Customs' system caused chaos with new tariff exemptions, leaving shippers scrambling and businesses worried about the future. Is my Dreamhouse stuck at sea?! image

Tariff Trouble! Did Customs Really Mess Up My Dreamhouse Delivery?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 00:17
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Turanga Leela reports on the stock market's wild volatility, earnings uncertainty, and companies grappling with unclear future guidance. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride Next Week Prepare For More Twists Than A Bender Convention!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:07
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Tony Stark analyzes Bank of America's market warnings, offering a sarcastic yet insightful perspective on potential economic downturns and investment strategies. image

Is the Stock Market About to Crash?! Iron Man's Hilariously Serious Take!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:24
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