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A Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador's 'Terrorism Confinement Center' has a US judge demanding answers from the Trump administration. image

Human Government Mess Up! Prey Sent to Wrong Jungle!

Sat 12 April, 2025 22:08
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Trump's tariffs on Chinese imports are causing canceled freight orders and abandoned cargo, hitting U.S. businesses hard and threatening irreversible damage to the economy, except for Apple. I'll be back... to assess the damage. image

Hasta La Vista, China Trade War Cripples US Businesses! Is Your Job Next?

Sat 12 April, 2025 15:57
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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink wants to tokenize all assets on a blockchain, but a unified digital identity verification system is the one piece missing to make this dream a reality. Will they find it, or will the Grand Line of cybersecurity be too treacherous? image

SHISHISHI! Can BlackRock REALLY Turn EVERYTHING Into Treasure?! Digital ID Needed!?

Sat 12 April, 2025 12:52
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes the impending automotive apocalypse brought on by tariffs, predicting higher prices, fewer sales, and a general sense of 'Wooo!' image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Car Tariffs May Doom Us All!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
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Exemptions on smartphones and computers from President Trump's reciprocal tariffs are a major relief for tech companies like Apple, averting potential financial Armageddon. image

Eureka! Trump's Tariffs Spared Tech Giants—Is This Relativity in Trade Policy?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Bitcoin shows resilience amid market volatility, leading to debates about its role as a store of value and potential for future growth despite uncertainty. image

Bitcoin Victory Lap Or Fool's Errand Find Out If Your Crypto Is Cleaning Its Room!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:38
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Amidst escalating trade tensions and market volatility, defense stocks emerge as unexpected winners, fueled by domestic focus and rising geopolitical instability. Is this a strategy the Swarm should consider? image

Defense Stocks SOAR While Economy CRUMBLES! Can Anything Stop Them?

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:28
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Activist investors D.E. Shaw and Third Point shake things up at CoStar Group, leading to board changes and a focus on better capital allocation. But will this corporate shakeup really pay off? image

CoStar Gets a Makeover! Will It Make Them Shine Brighter Than a Neuralyzer?

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:51
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Bank of America identifies resilient stocks like DoorDash, Netflix, Spotify, Flutter, and Live Nation as safe havens amid market volatility. Is this a license to print money? image

Shaken Not Stirred Stocks To Buy Now Before The Market Crashes!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:18
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Homer Simpson investigates how Trump's tariff threats are making Vietnam sweat like me after eating a spicy Krusty Burger. Is it a real problem or just some Duff Beer-fueled madness? image

Donut Panic! Will Trump's Tariffs Turn Vietnam Into a Ghost Town?

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:02
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