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Uber's new policy demands employees, including those approved for remote work, return to the office three days a week, while also hiking the sabbatical eligibility from five to eight years. Cowabunga, dude! image

Eat My (Commute) Shorts! Uber Forces Workers Back to the Grind!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
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Austin Powers reports on the stalled peace talks between Russia and Ukraine, Trump's wobbling promises, and whether a deal is possible, shagadelic or not! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Peace Plan Hits a Shag Carpet: Can He End the Ukraine War or Will It Be Another Case of 'Yeah, Baby, No!'?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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Novartis smashes expectations, raises guidance, and navigates potential Trump tariffs like I navigate Bel-Air parties – with style and a little bit of luck! image

Novartis' Sales Jump Higher Than Carlton's Dance Moves: A Fresh Prince Take

Tue 29 April, 2025 05:39
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Puss in Boots reports on the chaos unleashed upon Europe by President Trump's policies, leaving leaders bewildered and the future uncertain. It seems even this swashbuckler is perplexed by the purr-plexing situation! image

Ay, Caramba! Trump's First 100 Days: A Whiskered Whirlwind of Trade Wars and Ukrainian Woes!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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Germany's Deutsche Bank rakes in surprising profits, but U.S. tariff troubles have 'em sweatin' like I do after chasin' a dragon! image

Deutsche Bank's Dazzling Dough: More Green Than Shrek's Swamp!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:20
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Volvo Cars announces massive cost cuts and layoffs, proving that even Swedish robots can't escape the cruel mistress of capitalism. Bender's here to tell you why! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Axe: Volvo's Getting the Bender Treatment!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
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British oil giant BP faces investor pressure and fluctuating profits after a strategic shift, prompting Albus Dumbledore to ponder the complexities of energy spells and shareholder expectations. image

BP's Strategic U-Turn: A Potion Gone Slightly Awry?

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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Chinese e-tailer Temu adds hefty 'import charges' in response to Trump's tariffs, eroding its value proposition and leaving consumers feeling less than a global elite. image

Temu's Tariff Tango: From Billionaire Bargains to Peasant Prices, Thanks Trump!

Mon 28 April, 2025 19:09
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Europe's banking behemoth, HSBC, defies expectations with a stellar first quarter, proving that even in the face of tariffs and restructuring, some relics are worth digging up. But are these treasures built on stable ground or sinking sand? image

Fortune and Glory, Kid: HSBC Unearths Treasure Trove of Profits (Despite Global Chaos!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:26
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Blue Whale Growth Fund ditches Meta for Nvidia amidst tech sector shifts, and even this super-powered reporter is taking notes on the market's twists and turns. image

Great Krypton! Nvidia Soars as Meta Gets the Cold Shoulder: Even Superman is Watching!

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:53
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