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Forrest Gump reports on mixed signals in Japanese and Australian markets, fueled by US recession fears and the 'Magnificent Seven' earnings. image

Run Forrest, Run! But Where's the Market Going?

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:26
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Energy sector dips in April, but don't worry, it's probably just the prelude to the Tesla-powered future... or maybe Mars. Either way, it's all good! image

Energy Stocks Tanking? Nah, Just Preparing for My Mars Colonization Fuel Demand!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:09
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A look at a White House advisor's optimistic, albeit unusual, take on a recent GDP decline, as if seen through the eyes of a nature documentary narrator. image

Economic Wonderland? White House Advisor Praises 'Best Negative' GDP Ever

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:54
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Cruise lines like Norwegian and Royal Caribbean are facing headwinds as economic uncertainty impacts travel bookings, particularly for European destinations. image

Rough Seas Ahead Cruise Industry Braces for Consumer Chill

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:04
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Meta's first-quarter earnings exceeded expectations, with revenue and daily active users on the rise, despite challenges in Reality Labs and potential headwinds from European regulations and Asian ad spend. image

Zuckerberg's Realm Thrives: Meta Defies the Fates and Wall Street's Expectations

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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Microsoft's Q3 earnings report swings past expectations, fueled by Azure's impressive growth, leaving investors feeling like they just dodged a Green Goblin pumpkin bomb. image

Microsoft's Web-Slinging Earnings: Azure Soars Higher Than Spidey's Webs!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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Microsoft crushes earnings expectations, fueled by its Azure cloud business, leaving Wall Street buzzing and yours truly contemplating a few strategic moves. image

Microsoft's Azure Cloud Soars: Bobby Axelrod Sees Green, Not Red

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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Microsoft's latest earnings report shines brighter than a freshly polished helmet, driven by Azure's cloud power. But can they navigate the tariffs like a Mandalorian navigates a blaster fight? image

Microsoft's Beskar-Strong Earnings: This Is The Way To Profit!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Your girl Kylie breaks down Airbus's Q1 success, supply chain drama, and why tariff wars are SO not fetch. image

Airbus Soars Like My Private Jet: Business is Booming, Dolls!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:32
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The White House claims a swift path to a tariff deal with India, but is 'Trump time' a real strategy or just a case of Blibbering Humdingers? image

Trump's 'Time-Turner' Trade Tactics: A Magical or Mad Approach to Indian Tariffs?

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:34
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