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Bitcoin takes a tumble as investors freak out over Trump's tariffs and a potential global recession. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Bitcoin Bites the Dust After Trump's Tariff Tantrum!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that President Trump's new tariffs could inflate prices and slow down the U.S. economy, creating 'turbulence' and market uncertainty. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Will Trump's Tariffs Spoil Our Mojo?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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European defense stocks take a nosedive amid global market woes and Trump's tariff tantrums, but experts say it might just be a blip on the radar. Could this be the perfect time to invest, or is it time to run like I do when Hilary starts chasing me with broccoli? image

Oh Snap! Are European Defense Stocks Heading South Like My Cousin Carlton's Dance Moves?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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Mr. Bean reports on the global market chaos sparked by Trump's tariffs, with a dash of teddy and a sprinkle of absurdity. image

Have Markets Gone Potty! Trump's Trade Tiff Turns Topsy-Turvy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:30
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China and the US ratchet up trade tensions, escalating the risk of a full-blown trade war that could destabilize global markets. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

Trade War Armageddon! Is This How the Machines Win?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 08:10
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Amidst trade war storms stirred by Trump's tariffs, investors seek safe harbors in the Japanese yen, bonds, gold, and a few 'exotic' assets, fearing a U.S. recession. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Tariffs Send Investors Scuttling for Treasure! Yen, Bonds, and Gold, Ahoy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:09
3 minutes to read

Once shunned, defense stocks are now gaining acceptance as geopolitical tensions rise and investors reconsider their ESG principles. Even Chuck Norris approves! image

Defense Stocks Are a Knockout! Even ESG Investors Are Feeling the Kick!

Mon 07 April, 2025 05:42
4 minutes to read

A look at the forces driving senior-level departures from venture capital firms, as the industry grapples with shifting priorities and a changing economic landscape. image

Great Reset or Great Resignation? Venture Capital's Elite Flee the Mothership!

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:27
5 minutes to read

A devastating earthquake in Myanmar reveals the junta's power grab amidst civil war, leaving analysts skeptical about lasting peace and humanitarian efforts. image

Earthquake EXPOSES Myanmar's Military Junta! Will They Exploit Disaster for Power?

Mon 07 April, 2025 04:19
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Billionaire Bill Ackman claims Trump's tariff policies are leading America down a slippery slope to an economic meltdown! Could this be worse than Elmer Fudd with a shotgun? image

Eh, What's Up With This Economic Nuclear Winter, Doc?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:18
3 minutes to read