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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on OPEC+ hastily meeting to discuss oil output, with potential for price plummets and Saudi Arabian displeasure. Prepare for a twist! image

Savvy? OPEC+ Swashbucklers Advance Oil Plot! (A Captain Jack Take)

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:53
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Jeff Bezos plans to sell a chunk of his Amazon shares, but don't worry, I'm not selling my beard... yet. image

Bezos Sells Amazon Shares: Is He Preparing for a World Without Roundhouse Kicks?

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:54
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Navigating the Nasdaq's recent surge with options strategies, Morpheus highlights the critical need for risk management in an era of market volatility and manipulated sentiment. image

Reality Check Nasdaq's Wild Ride Demands Investor Choice

Fri 02 May, 2025 15:37
2 minutes to read

Uber teams up with Chinese startup Momenta to bring self-driving taxis to Europe by 2026. Time to kick some AI butt! image

Hail to the Cab, Baby! Uber's Robotaxis are Coming to Europe!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:33
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on how Donald Trump's trade policies are impacting tech giants like Apple, Amazon, and Meta, leading to cautious outlooks and economic uncertainty. image

Winter is Coming... to Wall Street: Trump's Trade Wars Chill Tech Profits

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:45
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Dwight K. Schrute exposes Google's advertising tech antitrust case, revealing the dangers of unchecked power and the urgent need for beet-fueled competition. image

False! Google's Monopoly: A Threat Level Midnight to Free Markets!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:12
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While global markets are facing uncertainty, the UK's FTSE 100 index is on a surprising winning streak, fueled by trade dynamics, defensive stocks, and a resilient economy. image

Stay Calm and Invest On: How the FTSE 100 is Cooking While Others are Breaking Bad

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:01
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Pokimane analyzes Block's recent stock plunge, Cash App struggles, and whether Jack Dorsey can pull off a clutch rez. image

Block's Cash App Meltdown: Is Jack Dorsey Gonna Need a Burn Heal?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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In a surprising turn, former President Trump urges the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates after a positive jobs report, sparking debates about economic policy and central bank independence. Is this a Cover Drive straight to growth or a risky Slog? image

Trump's Truth Bomb: Fed Needs a Run Rate Reality Check, Says The King!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:55
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Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes why the UK stock market is outperforming others, thanks to strategic positioning, defensive giants, and maybe a little bit of CR7 magic. image

Siiiii! Even the Stock Market Knows I'm the Best: Why the UK's FTSE is Scoring Goals While Others Fumble

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:35
3 minutes to read