World News - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 1701 to 1710 of 2543 news articles

Hanzo Hasashi, formerly known as Scorpion, reports on the digital firestorm ignited by an AI-generated image of Donald Trump as the Pope, uncovering the clash between humor and religious reverence. image

GET OVER HERE AND WITNESS: Trump's Papal AI Image Sparks Outrage!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:19
2 minutes to read

Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, proving even billionaires know when to let the young blood take over, just like I let my stunt team handle the really crazy stuff! image

Holy Smokes! Buffett Passes the Torch Like a Scene from a Police Story!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:27
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana's take on parenting in a world full of worries, social media bullsh**, and packed schedules that would make even a drug lord say 'Too much!' image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...ly Advice: Scarface's Guide to Calm Kids!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:32
3 minutes to read

The People's Action Party of Singapore appears set to secure its 14th consecutive election win, continuing their six-decade reign. Will the opposition ever find the Isla de Muerta to challenge their dominance? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Singapore's PAP Sails to Another Victory! Can Anyone Stop 'Em?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:58
2 minutes to read

Erika Roberts, once a pre-med student in the US, discovers her path to becoming a dermatologist leads through Germany, trading high tuition for bratwurst and self-discovery. Because sometimes, the only way to win is to redefine the game. image

Erika Roberts Chooses Deutschland: A Roundhouse Kick to the American Dream!

Sat 03 May, 2025 16:15
2 minutes to read

Fivespan Partners bets on Qiagen, seeking to awaken shareholder value through strategic shifts and operational enhancements in the life sciences giant. image

Qiagen's Molecular Destiny: Will Fivespan's Gambit Unlock Shareholder Nirvana?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:47
3 minutes to read

Duke Nukem weighs in on Warren Buffett's recent comments dismissing stock market jitters, reminding everyone to stay cool and adapt to the world... or else. image

Buffett Says Stock Market Volatility Ain't Nuthin' – Time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum!

Sat 03 May, 2025 16:21
2 minutes to read

Daenerys Targaryen reports on OPEC+'s decision to increase oil production despite falling prices, revealing political games and compliance issues reminiscent of Westeros. image

Blood and Oil: OPEC+ Plays the Game of Barrels Amidst Trump's Shadow

Sat 03 May, 2025 15:03
3 minutes to read

An in-depth, logically sound, and irrefutably correct analysis of the anxieties plaguing the younger generation, as illuminated by Graber and Evans, with my own Sheldon Cooper-esque augmentations. image

Bazinga! Unmasking the Childhood Anxiety Epidemic: A Sheldon Cooper Investigation

Sat 03 May, 2025 13:52
3 minutes to read

An ogre's-eye view on Singapore's election, where the People's Action Party looks set to continue its reign, leaving some folks wonderin' if anything's gonna change. image

Singapore Elections: The Swamp Settles, or Does It?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:16
3 minutes to read