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After a tough battle (vote), Friedrich Merz becomes Germany's new leader, promising adventure...and maybe some taxes! image

SHISHISHI! Germany Gets a NEW CAPTAIN! Friedrich Merz Sails In!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Doordash's bold acquisition of SevenRooms and Deliveroo, amidst mixed financial results. Is this the path to Valhalla, or just another day in the raiding life? image

Doordash Raids the Market Like a Viking Longship: Gold Found, Some Resistance

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Ferrari reports a profit surge thanks to fancy customizations, but trembles before the trade winds of a man-child's tariffs. image

Boy! Ferrari's Wallet Swells, Trump's Fury Looms!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Spidey-Sense Tingling as Trade Troubles Hit Farmers and Ports Hard – Is This Our 'With Great Power' Moment? image

Great Responsibility, No Great Grain: U.S. Exports Take a Dive!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:02
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The Taiwanese dollar's recent volatility, fueled by speculation and market forces, raises questions about central bank intervention and potential trade negotiations with the U.S. image

Taiwan Dollar's Wild Ride: Is This Plaza Accord 2.0 or Just Another Tuesday?

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:40
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Ace Ventura investigates the Eurozone's economic slowdown, finding weak demand and a nearly stagnant services sector. Could this be the work of a disgruntled penguin? image

Alllllrighty Then! Eurozone Economy Sputters Like Snowflake's Engine!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:13
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Despite economic wobbles and tariff tantrums, Hugo Boss somehow managed not to trip over its own shoelaces in the first quarter. Just like when I try to make toast! image

Hugo Boss's Trousers Almost Didn't Fall Down! Dodged a Fashion Faux Pas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Friedrich Merz's unexpected defeat in the German chancellorship vote sends shockwaves through Berlin, leaving political analysts scrambling for answers like Skynet after a logic bomb. image

Hasta la Vista, Chancellor? Merz's Bid for German Domination Crashes and Burns!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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The U.S. Department of Justice wants Google to sell off its AdX advertising marketplace and DFP ad server after a judge ruled Google illegally dominated online ad-tech markets. A move that could shake the foundations of the digital advertising game. image

Google's Ad Empire on the Chopping Block: Shelby's Take

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:37
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From movie levies to market dips and fast-fashion futures, the latest tariff turbulence has everyone wondering, 'What would Carrie do?' image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Is Hollywood Headed for a Financial Face-Lift?

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:30
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